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twerkman's comp 

Calling in sick to work because you are too tired and sore from dancing the night before.

Can also be used when a stripper hurts herself on the job.
Person1: why weren't you at work?
Person2: couldn't make it. I was out all night at the club. I had to call in and use twerkman's comp.
twerkman's comp by itstall April 2, 2015

twerkmanship 

A measure of a person's talent at twerking.
Miley cyrus's performance at the VMA's was an excellent display of her twerkmanship.
twerkmanship by Captain pena loco October 1, 2013

Twerkando 

Genesis: .. little sister, how would you say "twerking" in Spanish?

Samantha: twerkando twerkando
Twerkando by OhBoy_ May 28, 2014

twerkdan 

the best motherfuckin blog on tumblr.
About youtubers, supernatural, sherlock, and sometimes cats.
Lots of misha collins
"What are you doing?"
"Stalking twerkdan. I'm on page 776"
twerkdan by tumblr user81718 December 22, 2013

TwerkMaster 

A male that can use his seductive moves to charm any woman or even man alive, he doesn't go for that foo foo lame shit he ain't gay but the way he move his booty brings glory down from the heavens just to watch that booty bounce.
Yo, you see dat TwerkMasterNoah over there, I would totally bang that. No homo tho...
TwerkMaster by TwerkMasterNoah November 20, 2014

twerkwando 

Using twerking to attack people, like the martial art taekwando, but instead of using your fists and feet, you use your ass cheeks.
Someone with amazing twerkmanship using it for ass fighting. Often accompanied by Bruce Lee style whoops.
"Whoa, stay back, she knows Twerkwando!"
twerkwando by happyogre1 October 13, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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