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twerkwando

Using twerking to attack people, like the martial art taekwando, but instead of using your fists and feet, you use your ass cheeks.
Someone with amazing twerkmanship using it for ass fighting. Often accompanied by Bruce Lee style whoops.
"Whoa, stay back, she knows Twerkwando!"
by happyogre1 October 13, 2013
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twerknado

1) Caused when a low pressure twerk front meets the warmer high pressure twerk front. The mixing of these two twerks can result in the twerk to move in a twisting motion that is super dangerous.

(The twerknado is rated in the Fookame scale with a highest rating of 5)

The first confirmed sighting of a twerknado was at the 2013 vma's when a ratchet white girl caused a F-2 twerknado that left a nation

devastated.
Ex1 I lost my house and home last year to the twerknado.
Ex2 Many trailerparks lie in te direct path of twerknado alley.
by memphisroots August 28, 2013
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Twerkward

When something is as awkward as your mom twerking in front of your friends.
Man, this is a Twerkward situation.
by DGuempel May 17, 2014
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Twerkando

Genesis: .. little sister, how would you say "twerking" in Spanish?

Samantha: twerkando twerkando
by OhBoy_ May 28, 2014
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Taekwando

You know that time when how you were walking down the street and that weird guy in the black hooded sweatshirt that reeks of old cheese and crappy beer walked buy, and you wondered... "Is this guy gonna kick my ass?" Well, Taekwando is the perfect thing to do. Meaning the way of hand and foot, taekwando is the best way to hold your head up high and know you can kick the crap out of anybody, including hoodlems!
that guy just went Taekwando on my ass
by Gorge (The spanish way) March 17, 2010
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Twerknado

The act of twerking done in a circular motion at a great rate of speed. This is done to maximize the potential viewership of an audience when done in a large crowd, while also maximizing you level of being a slut.
Those girls twerking in that crowd are causing a twerknado.
by thenumber1 September 6, 2013
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Twerkwind

Twerkwind (Twork-wind):

A pungent, sweaty, forceful Burst of wind generated by Rapidly moving ass cheeks.
"Yo you alright Mikey? I saw you get knocked back by that Twerkwind from those massive, flapping, thundercheeks... "

Mikey: "Bro I was holding on, til that pungent Twerkwind filled my Nostrils, and rendered me unconscious..."
by @fastchef January 24, 2022
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