tweetkakke 

A tweet written with such poor syntax that the words seem splooged onto the screen rather than carefully crafted.

Republican strategist Rick Wilson in response to a meandering word salad tweet by President Donald Trump:

“Words, which though random and splooged over the screen like tweetkakke although attempt try diction wrongly English are.”

tweetkakke by fungusrare July 26, 2018

Tweetkakke 

An orgy of Trump supporters living in their mom's basement collectively ejaculating every time President Cheeto whips out another tweet

After Trump announced that the Tax Cuts would be HUUUGE - Twitter erupted into a Tweetkakke orgy.

Tweetkakke by AngelaChase July 26, 2018

Tweetseeking 

Where you enter a purposely vague tweet in order to gain sympathy and attention such as 'I feel really low today' 'Don't men ever get what we mean' etc. The result being that a large portion of your contacts instantly wants to unfollow you. Note; this is the Twitter version of Vaguebooking

Shirley: 'I hate feeling like this'

Everyone else: 'oh no Shirley is Tweetseeking again!'

Tweetseeking by Jenb61 September 25, 2011

tweetscape

To trim or groom ones public Twitter stream by deleting low-value tweets (excessive "at" replies, retweets, or drunken tweets). The goal of tweetscaping is to give the impression that the account owner is an interesting, balanced, and witty individual by highlighting tweets which demonstrate topically, breadth, and humor while removing tweets that reveal the author to, in fact, be narcissistic, pathetic and/or bat-shit crazy.

See also wallscape

Trish had to quickly tweetscape her Twitter page to remove the 19 angry public replies to her (now ex) boyfriend.

tweetscape by Fitzroy August 17, 2009

tweetfacelinkblogging 

- verb; the action of posting the same statement to multiple social media tools.

"That's what happens when you write or create something once and then have to go to 47 different places to tell someone about it. So this show will be tweetfacelinkblogged as much as possible". tweetfacelinkblogging created by Wayne Turmel "The Cranky Middle Manager" podcast #198 with Lisa Haneberg

tweetfacelinkblogging by GeorgeJones July 29, 2009

Tweetspeak

To cram a "tweet" on Twitter in Twitter's 140 character limit using an intense level of chat-speak ; a hybrid between the terms "chat-speak" and "tweet."

One of the positive few uses for chat-speak.

Here is an example of a normally literate person using Tweetspeak in order to relay his message in under 140 characters:

"@person I'm going2have 2 bail on Noah and the Whale this weekend, man. Sorry. I would love2go,but I'm snowed under w/ an essay deadline."

Tweetspeak by cruizin caleb December 8, 2009

Tweetker 

Twitter users who are addicted and convinced that Twitter will change the world. Much like a pot-head they are adamant that Twitter is a necessity and has changed their life for the better. They will attempt to convince the world that it is relevant and should be a part of everyone's lives and will find, manufacture and skew data to make it look like it is making change and helping the economy.

John Doe is such a tweetker, he's tweeting over 100 times a day, why doesn't he get a life instead of telling everyone he has one.

Tweetker by WTFisonline.com February 19, 2010