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tweetscape

To trim or groom ones public Twitter stream by deleting low-value tweets (excessive "at" replies, retweets, or drunken tweets). The goal of tweetscaping is to give the impression that the account owner is an interesting, balanced, and witty individual by highlighting tweets which demonstrate topically, breadth, and humor while removing tweets that reveal the author to, in fact, be narcissistic, pathetic and/or bat-shit crazy.

See also wallscape
Trish had to quickly tweetscape her Twitter page to remove the 19 angry public replies to her (now ex) boyfriend.
tweetscape by Fitzroy August 17, 2009
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Tweetspeak

To cram a "tweet" on Twitter in Twitter's 140 character limit using an intense level of chat-speak ; a hybrid between the terms "chat-speak" and "tweet."

One of the positive few uses for chat-speak.
Here is an example of a normally literate person using Tweetspeak in order to relay his message in under 140 characters:

"@person I'm going2have 2 bail on Noah and the Whale this weekend, man. Sorry. I would love2go,but I'm snowed under w/ an essay deadline."
Tweetspeak by cruizin caleb December 8, 2009

tweetshame 

Relentlessly tweeting a company (generally a major corporation) with a customer service problem after going through the proper channels with no results, forcing them to respond.
I tweetshamed Amerihealth after 2 months of phone calls with no results; their consumer advocate contacted me that day and resolved my issue. Tweet shaming is the new customer service.
tweetshame by Wendywrocks February 2, 2015

Tweetrape 

@ replying to people so much their whole homepage is filled with your tweets
He was really annoying me so i totally tweetraped him with abuse.
Tweetrape by Porcelainsuicide September 13, 2009

tweetslapped 

When someone bitches you out on twitter for a stupid/innappropriate/politically incorrect/offensive/dumbass tweet
Person 1: Cheryl just bitched me out for calling Mel Gibson a fag.

Person 2: Yeah, you got tweetslapped.
tweetslapped by Waterbare31 July 20, 2010

twitscape 

The people and content that make up the landscape of twitter.
I went looking for good quotes on the twitscape, but came up short.

TweetsChewie

Who’s that guy that slithers weirdly over there?
Oh that’s just TweetsChewie, he’s a snake!
TweetsChewie by internetgay666 October 31, 2019