Tweetspeak

To cram a "tweet" on Twitter in Twitter's 140 character limit using an intense level of chat-speak ; a hybrid between the terms "chat-speak" and "tweet."

One of the positive few uses for chat-speak.

Here is an example of a normally literate person using Tweetspeak in order to relay his message in under 140 characters:

"@person I'm going2have 2 bail on Noah and the Whale this weekend, man. Sorry. I would love2go,but I'm snowed under w/ an essay deadline."

Tweetspeak by cruizin caleb December 8, 2009

tweetfreak 

Reminiscent of a speed freak (aka: the tweeker) it is one who's OCD about memorializing everything they do at any given moment on Twitter; that is, one who tweets incessantly, constantly and/or needlessly.

(phone rings)
Candy: Hello?

Sam: Hey, babe! It's me. Just callin' to see what you're doing tonight. Wanna go out?

Candy: Wait a sec...(tweets this call)...check me out on Twitter. I just twatted you (giggles).

Sam: Uhhh...I'm driving right now...I'm not at a computer.

Candy: Oh that's ok. Check it out when you get home. Seeya (CLICK).

Sam: What the f...?! I gotta dump that Goddamn, tweetfreak!

tweetfreak by Tenacious Faulker May 2, 2009

tweetpea 

A term of endearment for people who tweet on Twitter.

Good morning, Tweetpea!

tweetpea by mrs_spillis April 30, 2009

twatspeak 

Meaningless drivel routinely churned out by politicians, people in marketing, management etc. Mainly the product of laziness, as it is easier to repeat impressive sounding words they have heard others use rather than think of something original to say.

The politician spoke of the need to roll out plans to proactively upskill stakeholders, thus empowering them and incentivizing them to meet the challenges of the 21st century global workplace. Everyone knew he was talking in twatspeak, and ignored him.

twatspeak by Llama Man March 12, 2008

Tweetseeking 

Where you enter a purposely vague tweet in order to gain sympathy and attention such as 'I feel really low today' 'Don't men ever get what we mean' etc. The result being that a large portion of your contacts instantly wants to unfollow you. Note; this is the Twitter version of Vaguebooking

Shirley: 'I hate feeling like this'

Everyone else: 'oh no Shirley is Tweetseeking again!'

Tweetseeking by Jenb61 September 25, 2011

Textspeak 

The process of shortening words and adding numbers to a text message, to make it "cooler". This form of text messaging is highly annoying and can also be used to sell "trendy" products like 50cc scooters and mobile phones. Often involves leaving out all vowels.

1) Txtspk is sooooo cool
2) -RU cmin out 2nite?
-Yeah luv 2 m8, wot time?
-bout 8ish. mt u in twn
-gr8. cu then
3) Only 13 year olds use textspeak

Textspeak by Hey Steve June 2, 2003

Twentyspeak 

is a type of spoken jargon in which consists mainly of speaking out acronyms suchs as OMG, OOC, IMHO and many others as part of a regular sentence, where in some cases it is just as easy to speak the words behind the acronym. This is most commonly used by people in their Twenties (aka millennials). Although it was originally used by hackers and gamers as "leetspeak" as a computer elitists vernacular, it's transgressed into spoken language among the millennial mass.

"That girl is so enthralled in everything MTV that I had to use urban dictionary just to understand her twentyspeak. "

Twentyspeak by rich8e8 December 17, 2009