tweetskeet 

noun. verbal ejaculation on twitter lacking quality or substance
verb. the act of verbally ejaculating on twitter

These posts are tweetskeet.
Tweetskeeted all over that post. Nyah.

tweetskeet by toycg0 July 25, 2009

Tweetseeking 

Where you enter a purposely vague tweet in order to gain sympathy and attention such as 'I feel really low today' 'Don't men ever get what we mean' etc. The result being that a large portion of your contacts instantly wants to unfollow you. Note; this is the Twitter version of Vaguebooking

Shirley: 'I hate feeling like this'

Everyone else: 'oh no Shirley is Tweetseeking again!'

Tweetseeking by Jenb61 September 25, 2011

tweet skeet 

1) someone who tries to advertise porn via twitter
2) a spam account on twitter that is worth the literal equivalent of week old jizz

Much like how you can catch STDs from skanky people in real life, you can catch yourself some nasty computer diseases from everyday little tweet skeets.

1) balkrykjhg: Hilton,Briteny,and many more celebs, naked
2) oiugeskgh43: I MADE THOUSNDZ ON TWETRR!! link link link

"All my followers are tweet skeets... I need friends."

tweet skeet by suyinmei August 22, 2009

teetskeet 

when a girl squirts her titmilk on your face, as if you were givin her titties, a blowjob :D

"DAMN kevin, you have a shit load of teetskeet on your face man, ew."

"yeah bro, that bitch's teetskeet is thick as fuck, she hasnt been milked in a while"

"dude, that bitch teet skeets like she is pregnant"

teetskeet by omfgilikeitinmytitties July 28, 2009