tweetskeet
noun. verbal ejaculation on twitter lacking quality or substance
verb. the act of verbally ejaculating on twitter
verb. the act of verbally ejaculating on twitter
tweetskeet by toycg0 July 25, 2009
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Tweetseeking
Where you enter a purposely vague tweet in order to gain sympathy and attention such as 'I feel really low today' 'Don't men ever get what we mean' etc. The result being that a large portion of your contacts instantly wants to unfollow you. Note; this is the Twitter version of Vaguebooking
Tweetseeking by Jenb61 September 25, 2011
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tweet skeet
1) someone who tries to advertise porn via twitter
2) a spam account on twitter that is worth the literal equivalent of week old jizz
Much like how you can catch STDs from skanky people in real life, you can catch yourself some nasty computer diseases from everyday little tweet skeets.
2) a spam account on twitter that is worth the literal equivalent of week old jizz
Much like how you can catch STDs from skanky people in real life, you can catch yourself some nasty computer diseases from everyday little tweet skeets.
1) balkrykjhg: Hilton,Briteny,and many more celebs, naked
2) oiugeskgh43: I MADE THOUSNDZ ON TWETRR!! link link link
"All my followers are tweet skeets... I need friends."
2) oiugeskgh43: I MADE THOUSNDZ ON TWETRR!! link link link
"All my followers are tweet skeets... I need friends."
tweet skeet by suyinmei August 22, 2009
teetskeet
"DAMN kevin, you have a shit load of teetskeet on your face man, ew."
"yeah bro, that bitch's teetskeet is thick as fuck, she hasnt been milked in a while"
"dude, that bitch teet skeets like she is pregnant"
"yeah bro, that bitch's teetskeet is thick as fuck, she hasnt been milked in a while"
"dude, that bitch teet skeets like she is pregnant"
teetskeet by omfgilikeitinmytitties July 28, 2009
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