Tweetker 

Twitter users who are addicted and convinced that Twitter will change the world. Much like a pot-head they are adamant that Twitter is a necessity and has changed their life for the better. They will attempt to convince the world that it is relevant and should be a part of everyone's lives and will find, manufacture and skew data to make it look like it is making change and helping the economy.

John Doe is such a tweetker, he's tweeting over 100 times a day, why doesn't he get a life instead of telling everyone he has one.

Tweetker by WTFisonline.com February 19, 2010

Jeter Tweeter 

(n) A person who tweets while dropping a "Jeter" (named after the number for the former shortstop, #2) on the toilet.

OMG, he just liked my tweet, and he's been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He's clearly a Jeter Tweeter.

Jeter Tweeter by jredman April 19, 2017

Tweeter's Block 

A condition a Twitter user experiences when they lose the ability tweet or retweet messages on Twitter.

This is the worst time to have this case of Tweeter's Block. I've got so much going on right now, if I don't tweet something, I'm going to hurt my personal brand.

Tweeter's Block by Riconator September 26, 2009

tweeker bay 

exciting, cheap deals that are better than ebay provided by your neighborhood crankster which he probably stole so he can buy more drugs at dirt cheap prices.

Hey dude, why are going to bid $40 for that ipod on ebay when you can buy it now at tweeker bay from cranster tony down the street for $10?

tweeker bay by HOT POCKET STOMPER May 26, 2010

tweeker county

Tweeker county is known as a small county in Minnesota famous for its meth users and puddle sluts. Aka: Meeker county Minnesota.

Damn there are alot of puddle sluts in tweeker county.

tweeker county by not a meth head February 12, 2014

Clout Tweeter 

Those kids on Twitter (Normally aged between 13-16) who have, rather, a Fortnite profile picture or a picture of a random women in a bikini.

These people are emotionally unstable. They feel the need to log into Twitter everyday just to get their 9 year old followers to Like and retweet.

Tweets may be as followed:

“Noti gang where you @?”

“Like or Fake AF”

“Turn on notis or unfollowed’

“No one supports me”
“Doing an unfollow spree soon, like and RT to stay followed”
“If your phone is real, press S to make ß”
“This is you and your 3rd @, W or L?”

These people most definitely don’t have IRL friends . The Likes and Retweets they get on their tweets make them feel wanted and less lonely. It also gives them a feeling of fake fame and self worth.

They may also call their followers ‘supporters’. But the only reason they have followers is because they use the Follow/Unfollow Twitter method. Meaning they follow loads of people, then unfollow the ones who didn’t follow back.

So they aren’t really supportive, they’re just their because they were followed first.

Do not insult these people, not only do they have the worse comebacks. But they take things very personally.

Those Clout tweeters are so FUCKING ANNOYING.

Clout Tweeter by Damnitscam October 22, 2020

tweekerbilly 

A breed of tweeker found primarily north of the Carefree Highway. With a distinct lack of morales, genetics, and teeth. Often found wearing a mullet, chaps, and pointy toed boots; any of which have been worn stiff.

Although the Tweekerbilly is domiciled North of the Carefree Highway and more specifically the taint. They have been known to venture South of the Carefree to score or serve time.

Dude that guy is wearing assless chaps and riding a bike - he must be crazy. No man were in Black Canyon City. Up here they call them tweekerbilly and that's your bike!

tweekerbilly by dyklostcowboy December 26, 2010