"Twittersweetheart" which is a step down from "Craigslist whore-friend" and is probably not something that should exist, but apparently it does exist. See Twivorce.
I can't believe what that tweetheart thinks she'll get away with what she's tweeting.
A couple who sustained a relationship throughout and after high school and later on to marriage. These couples tend to be the strongest and happiest couples.
Brett: Wow Dylan and Tori have been together forever
Bretts Cat: Yeah that's because they are high school sweethearts!
Brett: Wow they look so happy.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.