tweeterboat 

analogous to "motoboat" only involving the tweeter.

"my roommate tweeterboated his girlfriend."
"Did you give her the tweeterboat?? You tweeterboatn' son of a bitch!"

tweeterboat by fairfax May 18, 2006

Tweetersation 

A long and drawn-out conversation taking place on twitter.

Sample tweetersation:

theshwing: @xcbro23 hey man did you see What @walrusman did today?

xcbro23: @theshwing no man what happened/

theshwing: @xcbro23 he totally just stood up in the middle of class and walked out!!!!!!!

xcbro23:@theshwing OMG DOOD! THATS CRAZY!!

a-low45:thinks @theshwing and @xcbro23 should shut the hell up and text each other and not piss off other people!!!

Tweetersation by Psib93 November 3, 2009

Tweeturbating 

The act of tweeting oneself.

No one ever tweets me. I think I'm going to start tweeturbating more to make myself feel better.

Tweeturbating by LM23 June 11, 2011

Tweeterpated 

(adj.) meaning turned on, sexually aroused.

Sarah told me that Michael made her feel tweeterpated.

Tweeterpated by Deathrockpoet January 15, 2010

tweezerbation 

masterbation for people whose penis is so small they have to use tweezers.

perry eggman is a tweezerbater.

tweezerbation by haywood jablomi May 13, 2005

TWEETERBATE 

FEMALE CLITORAL MASTURBATION

"HEY WHERES KK? SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM TWEETERBATING. CAUSE MEN MASTURBATE AND WOMEN TWEETERBATE. THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE WHEN WOMEN TWEETERBATE"

TWEETERBATE by mudderone602 March 26, 2009

Tweeterbate 

To "Tweet" alone. To gain pleasure from "Tweeting" by yourself. To not accept any followers, just handling your own business.

I've had the most frustrating day, my dog ran away, my boyfriend is being uncommunicative and my hair is a mess, I need to go home and tweeterbate.

Tweeterbate by blonderedhead July 21, 2012