tweeterboat
"my roommate tweeterboated his girlfriend."
"Did you give her the tweeterboat?? You tweeterboatn' son of a bitch!"
"Did you give her the tweeterboat?? You tweeterboatn' son of a bitch!"
tweeterboat by fairfax May 18, 2006
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Tweetersation
Sample tweetersation:
theshwing: @xcbro23 hey man did you see What @walrusman did today?
xcbro23: @theshwing no man what happened/
theshwing: @xcbro23 he totally just stood up in the middle of class and walked out!!!!!!!
xcbro23:@theshwing OMG DOOD! THATS CRAZY!!
a-low45:thinks @theshwing and @xcbro23 should shut the hell up and text each other and not piss off other people!!!
theshwing: @xcbro23 hey man did you see What @walrusman did today?
xcbro23: @theshwing no man what happened/
theshwing: @xcbro23 he totally just stood up in the middle of class and walked out!!!!!!!
xcbro23:@theshwing OMG DOOD! THATS CRAZY!!
a-low45:thinks @theshwing and @xcbro23 should shut the hell up and text each other and not piss off other people!!!
Tweetersation by Psib93 November 3, 2009
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tweezerbation by haywood jablomi May 13, 2005
TWEETERBATE
"HEY WHERES KK? SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM TWEETERBATING. CAUSE MEN MASTURBATE AND WOMEN TWEETERBATE. THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE WHEN WOMEN TWEETERBATE"
TWEETERBATE by mudderone602 March 26, 2009
Tweeterbate
To "Tweet" alone. To gain pleasure from "Tweeting" by yourself. To not accept any followers, just handling your own business.
I've had the most frustrating day, my dog ran away, my boyfriend is being uncommunicative and my hair is a mess, I need to go home and tweeterbate.
Tweeterbate by blonderedhead July 21, 2012
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