twazoo 

chastity belt, caged twat, covered snatch, hidden hoo-hoo, etc

All we could do is dry hump, b-cuz she had a twazoo.

twazoo by zany1@ifunny August 15, 2018

twazzockwidget 

Twazzockwidget is a portmanteau word made by combining 3 separate words. Twazzock is said to be derived from combining twat in the sense of a general insult with wazzock, a word from the north of England which means a foolish or inept person.

Added to these is the word widget, a general-purpose term for any hypothetical object to give twazzockwidget.
A twazzockwidget is therefore a person, usually one in a position of authority, whose presence somehow causes the level of competency to be lowered in anyone they have dealings with.

"Who's in charge on your nightshift tomorrow?"
"Don't ask, it's that bloody Martine again!"
Oh dear! No matter how well prepared the place is or who else is working, there is always something that goes badly wrong when that twazzockwidget is in charge!"

twazzockwidget by Tumshie November 24, 2011

twazole 

vagina; syn puss box; gash; meat pocket

Did you munch her twazole?

twazole by Captain Mudge October 24, 2003

twazzock 

A general insult to suggest that someone is stupid and/or wierd. It may also be made up and not a real word.

Paula: You twazzock!
Euan: Where did you even get that word?

twazzock by Euan Gallacher June 5, 2005

twazock 

idiotic, clumsy person; twat, idiot, klultz

you f-ing twazock

twazock by londoner June 11, 2004

twazok 

Simply put, an idiot. Someone who does or has done something very stupid.

Dave! Stop eating the breadbin, you twazok.

twazok by Sam Miller June 7, 2005

Twazool 

Yet another nick-name for the female genitalia.

Molly proved she was a natural redhead when she showed me her fiery red twazool.

Twazool by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008