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TWADOODLE

The act of paging another employee so you can continue to read about the Vikings instead of helping a customer.
Wayne thinks twadoodle is a real word.
by NEUMMY February 17, 2017
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turnip twaddler

Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.
"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"
by bikergeek November 5, 2012
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Twaddler

A child that is not a toddler but whines like one, isn't a teen but has an attitude like one, can still be clingy like an infant, but still isn't old enough to be a tween, .
I have two of them.
My twaddler just got an x-box for Christmas now he's clinging to my leg , whining that he's bored.
by Meagstorms January 1, 2017
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Twaddlecunt

Someone who is a Cunt but in such an extreme way that defies logic.
How can she even look at herself in the mirror? Jan is such a twaddlecunt!
by PureHell March 22, 2013
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Cock Twaddle

Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.
That dude is such a little fucking Cock Twaddle.
by EliteNerds June 5, 2018
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pretentious twaddle

the manner in which some people demonstrate their worth to mankind by making sure that everyone in the room knows that they something special, have survived a bad hair day, or know more than their teachers, employers, parents, friends or anyone else
The conversations I over heard at the "happy hour" were dominated by the pretentions twaddle of college girls who should know better.
by dp916 February 14, 2004
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twaddle

Enough of this idiotic twaddle! If I wanted to hear a load of bullshit, I'd be watching C-SPAN!
by weltkieg December 12, 2003
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