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Boyfriend - ‘babe, can I lend £10 plzs’
Girlfriend - ‘you’re such a twazook! Learn to spell. Btw it’s in your account x’
Twazook by Lil_Cherry24 October 9, 2018
Words you can keep
idiotic, clumsy person; twat, idiot, klultz
you f-ing twazock
twazock by londoner June 11, 2004
Related Words
Simply put, an idiot. Someone who does or has done something very stupid.
Dave! Stop eating the breadbin, you twazok.
twazok by Sam Miller June 7, 2005
Yet another nick-name for the female genitalia.
Molly proved she was a natural redhead when she showed me her fiery red twazool.
Twazool by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008
Too be silly, stupid, strange.
A word used a lot in my school for a different word too Bellend.

Pronouced : Tw-az-uk
"I looked through my year 6 pictures yesterday, we all looked like right twazzok's"
Twazzok by Katehh February 8, 2008
chastity belt, caged twat, covered snatch, hidden hoo-hoo, etc
All we could do is dry hump, b-cuz she had a twazoo.
twazoo by zany1@ifunny August 15, 2018
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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