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twatswatter 

made up by dane cook. a twatswatter is a woman who prevents another woman from getting laid.
that bitch was a twatswatter.
twatswatter by sarah1988 June 2, 2009

Twatswat 

Melissa just totally got twatswatted by Amber.
Twatswat by Michael Rabbitino August 14, 2009

twatswatter 

Very similar to the word that applies to men "cockblocker" or to be cockblocked. Simply means a girl who prevents another girl from getting laid.
Sarah: I was about to have sex with Kevin last night when my roommate came home.

Ashley: Damn! what a twatswatter!
twatswatter by wizardofwords May 16, 2009

twatswatters

Girls who keep other girls from getting laid.
Dane cook coined the phrase "twatswatters" on 5/17/09 during his Isolated Incident tour.
twatswatters by aceboyace May 17, 2009

twatswat 

Rebecca was scissoring Janice with her eyes when Melissa came and sat down next to them and completely ruined the moment. What a twatswat.
twatswat by kschaef January 4, 2009

twatswatter 

Layla: "Susie told that guy at the club I was talking to that I had AIDS. She's such a twatswatter."
twatswatter by februaryair May 17, 2009
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