Twatswat 

the cockblock for women

Melissa just totally got twatswatted by Amber.

Twatswat by Michael Rabbitino August 14, 2009

twatswat 

lesbian equivalent of a cockblock.

Rebecca was scissoring Janice with her eyes when Melissa came and sat down next to them and completely ruined the moment. What a twatswat.

twatswat by kschaef January 4, 2009

twattwatballsack

this is a word to describe an ugly, annoying person. they like licking ears and slowly inserting their giant pens in girls keys. they ate your mam last saturday and humped the tree outside. (dear daddy mommy also the tree outside ) i think YOU know a twattwatballsack in your class but if you dont go to school... oh well... then uh... cool.

their dragons slayed Elsa what. an. ASS! they really are. they like ordering pizza and then sprinkling it with t-shirt necklines. yesterday they sat on your boyfriend.

Kate : OMG Cate is sssuuuuccch a twattwatballsack.
Katie :yeah like yesterday she sat on my boyfriend!
Catlynn :yeah, she ate my mom and humped the tree outside!
Jeffery : yeah she is such a twattwa-
Catleen : get lost Jeffery!
Jeffery : oh how depressing

twattwatballsack by illeaturmom June 12, 2018

Twatswaggle 

When a girl is such a whore when she walks all you can hear is her pussy lips hitting the sides of her legs

Damn don't go near her you can hear her twatswaggle from here

I was gonna go after that girl but her twatswaggle scared me off

Twatswaggle by DRAM August 1, 2012

Twat Swat 

Phrase quoted by famous stand-up comedian Dane Cook in "ISolated INcident"

The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.

Jane: So what do you like to do for fun, Billy?

Billy: Well I like to...

Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?

*Awkward Silence*

You've been Twat Swated.

Twat Swat by SaraBeez May 18, 2009

twatswatter 

made up by dane cook. a twatswatter is a woman who prevents another woman from getting laid.

that bitch was a twatswatter.

twatswatter by sarah1988 June 2, 2009

Twatswana 

A general term for a lesbian vacation destination where sex will be the main activity. The destination can be a variety of places.

Shaniqua: Hey Cindy. Wanna go to Twatswana this weekend?

Cindy: Oh definitely. Shall I bring the double sided dildo?

Shaniqua: Nah. No need. I already gots one.

Barbara (slapping Shaniqua): Stay way from my woman.

Twatswana by Kelly MacDaddy April 26, 2008