twatswatters

Girls who keep other girls from getting laid.

Dane cook coined the phrase "twatswatters" on 5/17/09 during his Isolated Incident tour.

twatswatters by aceboyace May 17, 2009

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twatswatter

made up by dane cook. a twatswatter is a woman who prevents another woman from getting laid.

that bitch was a twatswatter.

twatswatter by sarah1988 June 2, 2009

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twatswatter

Very similar to the word that applies to men "cockblocker" or to be cockblocked. Simply means a girl who prevents another girl from getting laid.

Sarah: I was about to have sex with Kevin last night when my roommate came home.

Ashley: Damn! what a twatswatter!

twatswatter by wizardofwords May 16, 2009

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twatswatter

Female version of a cockblocker.

Layla: "Susie told that guy at the club I was talking to that I had AIDS. She's such a twatswatter."

twatswatter by februaryair May 17, 2009

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Twatswatter

The term for a female who stops a friend who is also a female from getting laid. (The opposite of cockblocker)

Omfg I was so going to fuck that guy. But Dannah had to come and kill the conversation. Ughhh, she is such a twatswatter

Twatswatter by Robb Fox™ December 4, 2009

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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