twatrod

Refers to a man who is exceptionally gifted with the opposite sex.

Bob always get the girls. He must be a twatrod.

by CrustyCarrots October 20, 2010

Twitroduce

To introduce two people to one another, via Twitter.

Hey @ericaderosa, I'd like to twitroduce you to my good friend @andrewteman. He is fantastic.

by escapegoat December 9, 2010

twatrot

a stinky cooter, such as that of the recently deceased, or simply an extremely nasty bitch

Guy: what's that smell?
me: that bitch must have twatrot

by John Czolgosz September 7, 2007

twatrocity

A nasty looking vagina. Combination of "twat" and "atrocity".

Dude 1: So you hooked up with Jenny last night?

Dude 2: Yeah dude, but her pussy was a twatrocity!

Dude 1: Bummer, dude!

by scatwagon defenestrator April 20, 2010

twatrocket

synonymous for the insult "dick". an overall asshole.

You're such a fucking twatrocket, Shonice.

by CrazedJoker July 24, 2007

twat rod

cock

ooh- crikey! he fucked me senseless with his twat rod

by andrew james robertson esq. June 6, 2003

twat rod

Term used to replace the word penis!

"Oh my what a large Twat Rod you have!!"

by Scattyman May 1, 2005