twatness 

1) Term of endearment associated with those you love to hate.

2) noun
Used in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.

3) noun - disease
Able to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.

1)Derk: Why does he have to be such a twat all of the time dood...?

Jo: what you have to remember is that his royal twatness cannot stop himself from shaving his scrotum with his teeth...

2) That guy is radiating twatness....

3) Dont let his twatness rub off on you

twatness by kegmar November 3, 2008

twitness 

To join the millions of people on twitter and witness what they tweet.

Shaq posted a new pic of him. Go twitness it.

I knew the chargers were gonna pick him. I twitnessed it.

I twitness what john mayers every move is

Did you twitness shawn merrimans rant?

I'm a witness to lebron but a twitness to justin

twitness by poolboiz August 6, 2009

Twatess

Plural twatesses. Cunt(s) that are obvious twats to everyone in da ‘hood!

Dat bitch and her kids are twatesses!

Twatess by Need To Calm Down November 27, 2019

twatiness 

Where an idiot annoys you, basically the behaviour of a twat

There is a hint of twatiness in that statement.

twatiness by Bathrugby35 July 3, 2014

jehovah's twitness 

a door darkener who wants to spread the dubious good news about Jehovah, but doesn't have enough mental processing power to sustain an argument about it.

I just had a jehovah's twitness at the door - he was thick as pig shit and twice as smelly so I slammed the door on him.

jehovah's twitness by mockschmock December 15, 2006

twitness 

Someone present during a crime who is too stupid or unaware to be a reliable reporter of what he saw.

Ripping off a loony-bin is easier than at most other business-establishments because a lot of those present would just be twitnesses.

twitness by QuacksO September 19, 2020

twatnescent

One with the embodiment of a twat soul imprisoned in(usually the female persona) who feels the need to bitch about anything and everything. This can be identified by smell to those who trained for it.
Forms of the word:
Twatnescent: A Karen who has ascended beyond the world of rage quitting at MacDonalds

Twatnescence: A chemical caused by a twatnescients rage driven ovaries forces the body to release an odor of cunt-like smell.
Twatnesexual: One who is non binary but is still a fucking bitch/asshole
Twatnescient: A person of twat-like behavior

Friend: Did Julia smell a little twatnescent to you last Friday?
Me: Yeah! She was acting like a real bitch!

twatnescent by FactssOnlyya September 27, 2021