Twatess

Plural twatesses. Cunt(s) that are obvious twats to everyone in da ‘hood!

Dat bitch and her kids are twatesses!

by Need To Calm Down November 27, 2019

twatass

A slang term referring to a stupid person or a stupid idiot, ‘you twatass’, to make fun of ones self or someone else for having acted stupidly.

you twatass, what a twatass!

by Allan Ewart June 2, 2008

twatesque

To be twat-like, or reminding one of a twatologically inclined person.

"Those guys in block 70 annex are mildly twatesque in nature."

by spacecadetdave November 10, 2006

twaterson

The all american white male

last name from the north caribbean

M r. And mrs. Twaterson

Did You see that twaterson walking down the beach

by Twaterson October 4, 2020

twaterslide

A woman who has birthed many a child, making the proceeding births much easier.

A female who is so loose that her equipment could be a water park attraction.

There out to be a child limit on her twaterslide, the children will run into each other at this rate.

by Stan-el January 23, 2014

twastessess

it basically allows you to misuse twas and still keep your intelligence and sense of pride.

"how are you?" "twastessess jolly."

by doduhdance December 6, 2009

twatness

1) Term of endearment associated with those you love to hate.

2) noun
Used in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.

3) noun - disease
Able to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.

1)Derk: Why does he have to be such a twat all of the time dood...?

Jo: what you have to remember is that his royal twatness cannot stop himself from shaving his scrotum with his teeth...

2) That guy is radiating twatness....

3) Dont let his twatness rub off on you

by kegmar November 3, 2008