twatburglar

The art of stealing a female's genitals without her being aware of this.

May also be used to describe the action of popping the cherry or alternatively being a complete and utter wanktard.

"My cunt is gone, It appears to have been taken by a twatburglar"

"You sir are a complete and utter twatburglar, innit"

by B. Hodgson January 6, 2005

Twatburger

n, The type of idiot who likes to report other peoples posts on social media for attention of site admin cause they don't agree.

A twatburger reported the posts in the Metal Heads Forever group & site admin removed the post for breeching the site standards.

Sparky got a notification to say another post has been reported. Sparky saw the twatburger was depressed for attention.

Sparky: "Jojo look another twat burger in the group - i blocked his ass!"

Jojo: this group is getting bad for attention seeking snowflakes!"

Sparky: "yeah twatburgers are everywhere!"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother October 26, 2020

Twat Burglar

Any individual with an incomparable prowess for seducing the female population.

"I'm not even gonna go out tonight if that twat burglar is going to be at the bar, there's no way you can run game when that guy is in the room."

by El Commodore May 3, 2010

twatburger

The item served with a verbal slap to the face and a side order of curly pubic fries.

"I didn't order this, you twatburger!"

by The Mitchell January 4, 2005

twatburgler

(n. from "twat" and "to burgle")
1.(lit.) He who burgles the twat.
2. one who possesses similar characteristics to a douche , but with an added element making his entourage exceptionally pissed off, somewhat of a mix of an asshole and a douche.

-Where the fuck does he get off?
-god, really! what a twatburgler!

by Michelangelo999 January 2, 2009

titburglar

one who favors thieving tits.

Oh man, that dude is such a titburglar.
OR in past tense
Sally got he tits burgled!

by ladybug23 March 21, 2009

Twat Burglar

one who steals other peoples girlfriends just to have sex with them.

Jon: Hey why aren't you with your girl.

Jerry: because Tom that stupid twat burglar took her from me. You better watch out he might twat burgle your girl next.

by Potshot44 March 23, 2010