twatburgler 

(n. from "twat" and "to burgle")
1.(lit.) He who burgles the twat.
2. one who possesses similar characteristics to a douche , but with an added element making his entourage exceptionally pissed off, somewhat of a mix of an asshole and a douche.

-Where the fuck does he get off?
-god, really! what a twatburgler!

twatburgler by Michelangelo999 January 2, 2009

Twatburger 

n, The type of idiot who likes to report other peoples posts on social media for attention of site admin cause they don't agree.

A twatburger reported the posts in the Metal Heads Forever group & site admin removed the post for breeching the site standards.

Sparky got a notification to say another post has been reported. Sparky saw the twatburger was depressed for attention.

Sparky: "Jojo look another twat burger in the group - i blocked his ass!"

Jojo: this group is getting bad for attention seeking snowflakes!"

Sparky: "yeah twatburgers are everywhere!"

Twatburger by The Fairy Sesh Mother October 26, 2020

twatboggler 

alternative descriptive pronoun; derivative of cunt, stupid or inept mammal usually female.

That twatboggler just cut me off in traffic!

twatboggler by YertYYe November 28, 2017

twatburger 

The item served with a verbal slap to the face and a side order of curly pubic fries.

"I didn't order this, you twatburger!"

twatburger by The Mitchell January 4, 2005

twatbuggery

1. Literally, it means to stick it in the cunt and call out ass. Functionally, it means to pretend to be a lot cooler than you actually are.

"Dude, you fucking suck! You told me you got an IBM computer, but all you got is a fucking Compaq! You fucking twatbugger!

twatbuggery by Qwleo April 27, 2005

twatburglar 

The art of stealing a female's genitals without her being aware of this.

May also be used to describe the action of popping the cherry or alternatively being a complete and utter wanktard.

"My cunt is gone, It appears to have been taken by a twatburglar"

"You sir are a complete and utter twatburglar, innit"

twatburglar by B. Hodgson January 6, 2005

Twathurdler 

Twathurdler: (Twat) Hurdler

A twathurdler is someone known as a twat, or a pussy, or a cunt, but in a much worse way when paired with the word 'hurdler', insinuating that they hurdle twats. AKA get none, AKA jump over them, AKA 40 year old virgin.

Bro: I got shot but its okay you have to deal with me bleeding out n all and then im gonna force you to come and see my friend.

Bro2: Twathurdlery, thats what this is.

Twathurdler by Koresgold_ January 9, 2022