Popeye Arm

when one arm is stronger than the other due to a long period of time masturbating with that arm.

guy 1: dude your right arm is quite a big popeye arm. You need to lay off the meat beating.

guy 2: aww crap. do you think any girl will notice this.

by Potshot44 March 20, 2010

Cream your shorts

when you see a hot woman and at the instant uncontrollably ejaculate leaving a creamy spot in the crotchal reagon of your pants.

Friend: dude did u cream your shorts when you met Carmen Electra

You: yeah and once she saw I did that she slapped me across the face.

by Potshot44 January 13, 2009

Twat Burglar

one who steals other peoples girlfriends just to have sex with them.

Jon: Hey why aren't you with your girl.

Jerry: because Tom that stupid twat burglar took her from me. You better watch out he might twat burgle your girl next.

by Potshot44 March 23, 2010