Definitions by Potshot44

Twat Burglar

one who steals other peoples girlfriends just to have sex with them.

Jon: Hey why aren't you with your girl.

Jerry: because Tom that stupid twat burglar took her from me. You better watch out he might twat burgle your girl next.

Twat Burglar by Potshot44 March 23, 2010

Popeye Arm 

when one arm is stronger than the other due to a long period of time masturbating with that arm.

guy 1: dude your right arm is quite a big popeye arm. You need to lay off the meat beating.

guy 2: aww crap. do you think any girl will notice this.

Popeye Arm by Potshot44 March 20, 2010

Cream your shorts 

when you see a hot woman and at the instant uncontrollably ejaculate leaving a creamy spot in the crotchal reagon of your pants.

Friend: dude did u cream your shorts when you met Carmen Electra

You: yeah and once she saw I did that she slapped me across the face.

Cream your shorts by Potshot44 January 13, 2009