when you see a hot woman and at the instant uncontrollably ejaculate leaving a creamy spot in the crotchal reagon of your pants.
Friend: dude did u cream your shorts when you met Carmen Electra
You: yeah and once she saw I did that she slapped me across the face.
You: yeah and once she saw I did that she slapped me across the face.
by Potshot44 September 25, 2008
guy 1: dude your right arm is quite a big popeye arm. You need to lay off the meat beating.
guy 2: aww crap. do you think any girl will notice this.
guy 2: aww crap. do you think any girl will notice this.
by Potshot44 March 21, 2010
Jon: Hey why aren't you with your girl.
Jerry: because Tom that stupid twat burglar took her from me. You better watch out he might twat burgle your girl next.
Jerry: because Tom that stupid twat burglar took her from me. You better watch out he might twat burgle your girl next.
by Potshot44 March 23, 2010