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twat bot 

1. A horny person in search of female genitalia.

2. A person on the hunt for a female to have sex with.

3. One who trolls social media or the streets looking to get laid.

4. A nickname relating to a male person who sleeps with many women- may be labeled as a womanizer or a 'man whore'.
One should always be cautious of whom they meet online, they might be a sexual predator... an online twat bot.
twat bot by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022
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Twat bottle rocket 

When you are handling spicy foods and put your fingers in or around a woman’s ham wallet.
I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.

Bottle Twat 

a girl that enjoys being fucked by a plastic bottle after giving a blowjob

Plastic water bottles are usually the choice of a bottle twat, especially the ones that are ribbed, but soda bottles will work just as good
ME: I went out with Chasity last night.

BOB: Did you fuck her?

ME: Not really. She sucked me off then wanted me to fuck her, so I grabbed my Sprite and crammed it up her bottle twat.
Bottle Twat by sockboy666 July 14, 2009
some piece of electronics that makes your life a misery.

Or if your lucky enough to know a robot who happens to be a twat then this also applies to "it". I got this from TPBs Ricky . cuntdroid also a good one as is any combination of cunt, twat, bot and droid.
As in "that tills a fucking twatbot"
twatbot by Maffro January 16, 2008
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