Any man that can put up with the bitchiness, moodiness, and bullshit of a woman when she's on her period and still retain his sanity.
Example of a Menstrual Stormtrooper:
"My bitch has been ragging for the last 3 weeks, and if she don't take any fucking Midol I'm going to go Darth Vader on her ass!"
"My bitch has been ragging for the last 3 weeks, and if she don't take any fucking Midol I'm going to go Darth Vader on her ass!"
by sockboy666 July 14, 2009
a girl that enjoys being fucked by a plastic bottle after giving a blowjob
Plastic water bottles are usually the choice of a bottle twat, especially the ones that are ribbed, but soda bottles will work just as good
Plastic water bottles are usually the choice of a bottle twat, especially the ones that are ribbed, but soda bottles will work just as good
ME: I went out with Chasity last night.
BOB: Did you fuck her?
ME: Not really. She sucked me off then wanted me to fuck her, so I grabbed my Sprite and crammed it up her bottle twat.
BOB: Did you fuck her?
ME: Not really. She sucked me off then wanted me to fuck her, so I grabbed my Sprite and crammed it up her bottle twat.
by sockboy666 July 14, 2009
Example:
"Lisa was the main attraction in a 15-man gangbang. She would ride one cock for a few minutes then go to the next. She's the best cock surfer I've ever seen."
"Lisa was the main attraction in a 15-man gangbang. She would ride one cock for a few minutes then go to the next. She's the best cock surfer I've ever seen."
by sockboy666 July 14, 2009