Definitions by sockboy666
Bottle Twat
a girl that enjoys being fucked by a plastic bottle after giving a blowjob
Plastic water bottles are usually the choice of a bottle twat, especially the ones that are ribbed, but soda bottles will work just as good
Plastic water bottles are usually the choice of a bottle twat, especially the ones that are ribbed, but soda bottles will work just as good
ME: I went out with Chasity last night.
BOB: Did you fuck her?
ME: Not really. She sucked me off then wanted me to fuck her, so I grabbed my Sprite and crammed it up her bottle twat.
BOB: Did you fuck her?
ME: Not really. She sucked me off then wanted me to fuck her, so I grabbed my Sprite and crammed it up her bottle twat.
Bottle Twat by sockboy666 July 14, 2009
Menstrual Stormtrooper
Any man that can put up with the bitchiness, moodiness, and bullshit of a woman when she's on her period and still retain his sanity.
Example of a Menstrual Stormtrooper:
"My bitch has been ragging for the last 3 weeks, and if she don't take any fucking Midol I'm going to go Darth Vader on her ass!"
"My bitch has been ragging for the last 3 weeks, and if she don't take any fucking Midol I'm going to go Darth Vader on her ass!"
Menstrual Stormtrooper by sockboy666 July 14, 2009
cock surfer
Example:
"Lisa was the main attraction in a 15-man gangbang. She would ride one cock for a few minutes then go to the next. She's the best cock surfer I've ever seen."
"Lisa was the main attraction in a 15-man gangbang. She would ride one cock for a few minutes then go to the next. She's the best cock surfer I've ever seen."
cock surfer by sockboy666 July 14, 2009