twankey

Tweaker idiots , backwoods tweaker

I had to drive 25 miles out to the woods to find my twankey friends in a fifth wheel that was 30 years old surrounded by trash they were fucking Twankey.

by Sirpatrick6969 April 18, 2020

Twanker

Meaning someone who is both a twat and a wanker.

Tude is a Twanker but I still adore her

by Cate and Nao April 14, 2006

Twanky Wat

Someone who is a wanker but managed to achieve the rank of twat

Get in your spaz chariot you twanky wat

by Ninetailedfox September 21, 2016

Twanked

Fucked.
Hammered.
Buckled.
Sloshed.
Drunk.
Inebriated.
Shitfaced.
Blackout.
Turntup.
Crunk.

Man, I am getting so twanked on coolers tonight.
Wow, Andrea was twanked-out at the bar last night.
"I hate when Paul gets so twanked and pukes in mittens"

by twankedondisbitchass January 30, 2015

twanker

A fusion of the already very expressive words twat and wanker to describe a peculiar, even unique, kind of contemptibleness found in those who are both stubborn and awkward, awkward and stubborn.

'You fucking twanker Matthew.'

by anycon December 23, 2004

Twanky

A person, often a middle-aged or older man, who dresses in such a way that they look like the character "Widow Twanky" in the pantomime "Aladdin".

"She's quite rough-looking."
"Yes, she is a bit of a twanky."

by Stewartspotter February 8, 2014

twanky

Another word for twenty.

Dont your bitchass owe me a twanky sack?
He came to the club rollin on twanky threes.
That will be twanky one dollars and 10 cents.

by Cody January 14, 2004