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I had to drive 25 miles out to the woods to find my twankey friends in a fifth wheel that was 30 years old surrounded by trash they were fucking Twankey.
twankey by Sirpatrick6969 April 18, 2020
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Meaning someone who is both a twat and a wanker.
Tude is a Twanker but I still adore her
Twanker by Cate and Nao April 14, 2006
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Twanky Wat 

Someone who is a wanker but managed to achieve the rank of twat
Get in your spaz chariot you twanky wat
Twanky Wat by Ninetailedfox September 21, 2016
Fucked.
Hammered.
Buckled.
Sloshed.
Drunk.
Inebriated.
Shitfaced.
Blackout.
Turntup.
Crunk.
Man, I am getting so twanked on coolers tonight.
Wow, Andrea was twanked-out at the bar last night.
"I hate when Paul gets so twanked and pukes in mittens"
Twanked by twankedondisbitchass January 30, 2015
A fusion of the already very expressive words twat and wanker to describe a peculiar, even unique, kind of contemptibleness found in those who are both stubborn and awkward, awkward and stubborn.
'You fucking twanker Matthew.'
twanker by anycon December 23, 2004
A person, often a middle-aged or older man, who dresses in such a way that they look like the character "Widow Twanky" in the pantomime "Aladdin".
"She's quite rough-looking."
"Yes, she is a bit of a twanky."
Twanky by Stewartspotter February 8, 2014
Dont your bitchass owe me a twanky sack?
He came to the club rollin on twanky threes.
That will be twanky one dollars and 10 cents.
twanky by Cody January 14, 2004
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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