Twanker'd

Twanker'd

When one is twatted and wankered on various prescription & none prescription medication obtained from Jeff in wetherspoons

Looks like Woody is Twanker'd

by The Chainsaw chronicles November 4, 2022

Double Twacker Half

A 30-pack of beer:

Twacker = 12
Double Twacker = 24
Half Twacker (Half) = 6

Double Twacker Half = 30

I picked up a double twacker half from the beer distributor.

by Pakalypse January 22, 2011

Douche Tanker

When douche bag doesn't quite illustrate the magnitude of someone’s douche baggery.

1: Did you see Brian wearing 5 popped collars at once.
2: Yeah, he's a douche bag.
1: No, douche bag ends at two popped collars. Five at a time makes you a douche tanker.
2: Fucking spot on!

by DakotaJay March 14, 2008

daffy-twacker

A guy who puts milk and butter on a another guy's balls and then spanks him while tickling his gooch.

X Sharp is such a fuckin daffy-twacker, I saw him in the window yesterday daffy twackin the little asian boy that lives down the street!

by st louie July 18, 2006

daffy-twacker

A spazblast, a lobwad, a nun-renter, a chunkblunter.

"I think he's a bit of a daffy-twacker".

by tarmac April 21, 2005

douche tanker

A "douche tanker" is a sea vessel roughly the size of an oil tanker, but primarily used in the transport of massive quantities of douche. This term is used to describe the absolute douchiest of douches.

I've seen some douche bags in my life, but George Bush is a douche tanker!

by melloki76 March 13, 2009

dozy twonker

Just add dozy to twonker and you've got another sentence!

"you're such a dozy twonker"

by Alex H January 29, 2005