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twankery 

The act of twittering, or updating ones Facebook status with messages that lack any form of useful information and provide no value to their recipients.

Literally, Twitter wankery.
Examples of use:

"Dude that was pure twankery"

"I apologise to my followers for all my recent twankery, I'm a total twanker."

Examples of Twankery:

"My dinner is yummy"

"I'm watching The Sopranos"

"mmm ... beer"

"So sick of my haircut now"
twankery by Speculator February 16, 2010
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Meaning someone who is both a twat and a wanker.
Tude is a Twanker but I still adore her
Twanker by Cate and Nao April 14, 2006
A fusion of the already very expressive words twat and wanker to describe a peculiar, even unique, kind of contemptibleness found in those who are both stubborn and awkward, awkward and stubborn.
'You fucking twanker Matthew.'
twanker by anycon December 23, 2004
A wanker that uses Twitter.

Abstracted from other words prepended with 'tw' such as tweople, tweetup, twestival etc...
@aplusk is a right twanker
twanker by e_mpika April 17, 2009

Clapped bloody twanker 

A guy who once disrespected Kote, Varvara, Anastasia and Gio. They are now the enemy of the world
You’re a clapped bloody twanker (in British accent)
A roblox game run by "GregTame" The Developer Of the Game
Player 1: hey wanna play Tankery It's a tank game made by GregTame
Player 2: Sure bro
Tankery by BGP1 (T-64) January 13, 2020
(noun) A person, organization, or company who uses bad form or exhibits bad behavior on Twitter.
"His constant posting of misinformed and mean-spirited Tweets resulted in the group labeling him a Twanker"
Twanker by snookers88 February 6, 2013