twand

The word twand is a unisex word for whore, slag, or slut.

"Your such a twand!" "Don't be a twand!" "That girl is a Twand"

by Alexandra xD November 28, 2007

Tandem bike

(N.) A group of women who are on same menstrual cycle.

"After working here for three months, it was only a matter of time before I was added to Mary and Ashley's tandem bike."

by Leon Firestone December 29, 2012

tandump

The act of one person taking a dump normally on a toilet while another person sits on their lap facing them and takes a dump through the space between the first persons legs.

A tandump can be performed either consensually or by ambush. In an ambush tandump, the assailant initiates a tandump by climbing over a stall wall and dropping down onto the unsuspecting pooper.

Ari: Hey Jacob, wanna take a tandump with me??
Jacob: Yeah of course! I call dibs on bottom!

************
Joe: Mike, why did you and Elaina break up?!?
Mike B: Her ex, Josh, told me that she really enjoyed tandumps, so I decided to surprise her with an ambush tandump! She threw up on me and threatened to call the police...

by AmericanSwagSociety December 9, 2010

Tandoorettes Syndrome

The condition of occasionally slipping into an Indian accent for particular words or phrases. Similar to tics that characterise Tourettes Syndrome.

Usually experienced by english-speaking people of Indian heritage, possibly from subconciously taking on speech aspects of relatives during childhood, possibly from watching too much Russel Peters.

- Nah, I should be fine on the couch. it's come-for-table.
- what the hell was that?
- oh its just my Tandoorettes Syndrome playing up :P

by paaaaaint January 7, 2010

Tandor

Used to describe persons of an orange, Oompa Loompa complexion.

That tandor girl used too much self-tanner and looks like a tangerine Dorito.

by Ehrntnrkk April 10, 2013

Thandi

Niece of the Gods, Loved one, Name meaning beautiful one, loved by all who have walked before her and revered by all who follow in her trail. Angels weep that she escaped heaven, Vakings fought because they thought she dwelled in Valhalla...and every time her birthday come around, people who matter raise a toast, "to Thandi, the Beautiful of heart"

Lets give a toast to Thandi.

by Hotstepper May 6, 2015

Tandem Turd

A turd that reaches both ends of the toilet.

I ate so much McDonald’s that i clogged the toilet with a tandem turd!

by Pizzasuacc July 26, 2019