Twaccident

A road accident caused by the driver being momentarily distracted by an attractive lady.

Dave - "I got in a twaccident today john"
John - "bad luck mate, was she worth it"
Dave - "too right, I would have fucked her tits clean off"

Twaccident by dogegg March 5, 2009

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Twitcident

A major incident provoking a firestorm of reactions on Twitter

Dude, I have been following the Charlie Hebdo Twitcident - that was massive!

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Any sort of incident of occurrence, involving or focusing on a set of twins.

"Wow! "Did you see Tanner's amazing pass to Weston?"
"Yeah, that was quite a twincident"

Twincident by G-rel May 5, 2008

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A waccident is a wack accident, i.e. an unfortunate random happening or hookup.

Man, I was so blacked out last night, I had a threesome with Christina and Darren. It was a waccident of epic proportions.

waccident by Fioskeeto February 9, 2009

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When a bad thing happens by mistake, because you were acting like a twat.

I was spinning around with my phone on my hat to see if it would stay and I smashed my phone my twatcident.

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Farmer John: Hello, operator. I've just run over my dog with my tractor.
Operator: Oh dear. You've had a traccident.

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Joe: Is she pregnant? Didn't you use a condom?

Sam: Yes I did and it's twins. It was a twincident!

Twincident by Twincident November 27, 2011

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