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Joe: Hey check out what Nathan Fillion just tw'ed.
Bob: Oh man that is hilarious.
tw'ed by Roger McRogerson May 5, 2010
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Stands for “trigger warning: Eating Disorder
**TWED**Don’t watch if you have anorexia, bulimia, etc.
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A person/people who has seen more dick-ends than weekends
Twed by ElConez January 22, 2015
"twat wedgie", camel toe, when you can see the form of a woman's pussy lips through her tight fitting pants
She gets an insane twedgie when she wears those tight khakis.
twedgie by Scotty November 23, 2004
A very uncomfortable vagina wedgie (formally known as a twat wedgie, hence "twedgie") when a woman's underwear rides up the lips of her vagina and creates a vivid display for all the public to see and laugh at. Men with vaginas can get them too.
dayum! that vagina has one mean twedgie!!
Twedgie by Jaegermeister69 March 7, 2009
1) A douche bag that likes you blow up over random thing. 2)Someone who uses massive amounts of steroids.
Twede by Justin Bergman October 7, 2011
It is a wedgie in the front.
That girl know her pants are too tight, look she got a twedgie.
Twedgie by realb337 September 25, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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