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Tuxedos

Something people don't notice until they haven't been around for a while, kind of like globe chandeliers.
It must have been the tuxedos that kept Mister Kelly's alive when it was alive. Some people always want change and transformation, now there is no more place like it, thanks to change and the people that demand it all the time.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
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Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up

In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.

Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.
Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.

“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”
by ApathyInaction May 10, 2025
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Dallas Tuxedo

A combination ensemble of a Jean shirt and a pair of orange tab Levi's
I went to a bar in Texas and every dude was wearing a Dallas Tuxedo!
by will bitten October 6, 2016
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Tuxedo Terrorist

The Tuxedo terrorist is a man In the game team fortress 2 that is the 9th class. He goes around with a knife skin thinking the same rules from csgo apply to tf2 and try's to head shot people across the map with the amby, because he never read the jungle inferno patch notes. If somehow succsessful in such feats, he gets on the ground and does a lobster dance and screams random weaboo quotes for all masked backstabers are french weaboos.
*Heavaly armed russian man gets backstabbed*

The French rapist from the 6th known fairy tale, also known as the Tuxedo Terrorist: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
by MrMtHood May 11, 2018
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KG Tuxedo

Wearing a sweatshirt or long sleeve t-shirt with shorts and sandals, sometimes accompanied by a frosty cold beer. This combination of clothing allows for maximum heat to be retained during the transition of the seasons between summer and fall, while at the same time allowing for a level of temperature control with the legs and feet being uncovered.

Typically is seen during the time between the summer and the fall but can also be seen during the time between the spring and the summer.

The beer in this ensemble is often referred to as the pocket square. Beer, like a pocket square in a standard tuxedo, is often not necessary but when its present everyone know you mean business.
DG: Woke up this morning and it was a brisk 60 degrees....totally broke out the KG tuxedo.

KG: Very nice, did you remember your pocket square?

DG: To early to break out the pocket square, maybe later tonight.
by See You Next Tuesday September 18, 2011
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Prince George Tuxedo

The classiest sweatpants you own (usually with "JUICY" or "DIVA" written on the ass), usually green, along with a fine belly top or ratty old sweatshirt.
I'm headin down to DUB mart, better put on my Prince George Tuxedo
by The REAL Zombie Jesus March 21, 2010
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missouri tuxedo

When a man wears a sportcoat or blazer with jeans.
Yeah, since it was a company jeans day, my buddy was thinking he'd go with a canadien tuxedo for his meeting with the CEO, but his wife told him he should at least wear a Missouri Tuxedo to avoid looking like a douche.
by torque boy December 26, 2011
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