tuscian
the most beautiful and smart kind contrite person u will ever met u can not help but have a crush on her to she smoking hot
omg its tuscian I love her
tuscian by bluetongue768 June 21, 2017
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Tuscan Pool Party
When one inserts the fat end of a wine bottle into the anal opening whilst another individual attempts to drink wine from the opposing end of the bottle whilst within 100 feet of a pool or other body of water
Tuscan Pool Party by Chalmuns Cantina GM December 13, 2014
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tuscian • Tuscan • Tuscany • Tasciana • Tuscani • Tuscan Pot Roast • Tuscan Raider • tuscan t-bone • TSCian • Tuscan Breeze
Tuscan Mudslide
Upon completion of the defication ritual, a Tuscan Mudslide is the experience of having a tenacious amount of poop residue left on the anus, thus having to wipe a tremendous amount until the buttocks has used up a weeks ration of toilet paper.
"After his big sticky dump, Joel was telling Curtis about how much his anus was bleeding after he was done wiping. Curtis knew that Joel had just experienced a Tuscan Mudslide."
"It was as if I was just wiping a piece of toilet paper across a brown sharpie. That was a rough Tuscan Mudslide."
"It was as if I was just wiping a piece of toilet paper across a brown sharpie. That was a rough Tuscan Mudslide."
Tuscan Mudslide by Moosehead88 February 18, 2015
Tuscan
Tuscan is the official language of Italy, San Marino and Switzerland. It is the real name of what is commonly known as Italian. In the Italic Peninsula many dialects of Latin appeared and the Tuscan dialect spoken in Florence became the official language of the whole Italian territory.
Unfortunately, due to the European nationalism it started to be called "Italian".
Unfortunately, due to the European nationalism it started to be called "Italian".
Tuscan Pot Roast
Tuscan Pot Roast by lerk99 March 12, 2017
Tuscan T-Bone
1. A menu item at Olive Garden. Grilled 18 oz choice T-bone brushed with Italian herbs. Served with Tuscan potatoes and bell peppers.
2. A Tuscan T-Bone occurs when a guy is ready to slide it gently into a cute, usually Italian, chick's pussy. He first takes a peek to enjoy the view and discovers a disgustingly hairy crotch, tries to ram it in before he gets sick, misses her camouflaged hole, and jams his cock into her taint. All of this ends with his bone crumpled into the shape of a "T".
2. A Tuscan T-Bone occurs when a guy is ready to slide it gently into a cute, usually Italian, chick's pussy. He first takes a peek to enjoy the view and discovers a disgustingly hairy crotch, tries to ram it in before he gets sick, misses her camouflaged hole, and jams his cock into her taint. All of this ends with his bone crumpled into the shape of a "T".
Bill: Ouch! Shit!
Sophie: What happened?
Bill: What do you mean, what happened? I took one look at your snatch and ended up with a Tuscan T-Bone. You could warn a guy!
Sophie: What happened?
Bill: What do you mean, what happened? I took one look at your snatch and ended up with a Tuscan T-Bone. You could warn a guy!
Tuscan T-Bone by oso31 June 19, 2007
tuscan rim job
dude last night i was watching the steelers game and i passed out drunk and they gave me a tuscan rim job
tuscan rim job by jumbles October 30, 2011
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