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turtle doves 

Medium sized, nicely rounded, perky breasts shaped much like a plump turtle dove. Not as large as sweater puppies, but still very alluring and attactive.
Dan: Wow, Jenny sure has a nice pair of turtle doves, doesn't she, Ben?

Ben: I'll say. The other day she was wearing a loose fitting blouse and when she bent over to get something from the bottom drawer of her desk, I caught a nice look at her turtle doves. Very alluring, that's for sure!
turtle doves by Graycat April 5, 2009
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Two Turtle Doves 

One of the dirtiest sexual acts possible.
If you know someone who is willing to partake in this, they are really, really dirty, and will literally do anything for you.
Man, she was so dirty, she even let me do two turtle doves.....
Two Turtle Doves by J4miem December 25, 2010

Turtledove 

an affectionate name for someone you truly care about and would take bullets for. A person whom you would sing songs to or lullabies and could never imagine a world without that person you truly adore.

a name for a grandmother, mother, great uncle, sister or brother, a best friend. etc.
I sing songs to my daughter before she goes to sleep.

Me too! I call her my turtledove. And sing to her Butterfly Kisses.
Turtledove by ninjadrew:) December 30, 2010

Harry Turtledove 

1. A sex act involving the placement of birds onto the head of one or more members of said sexual encounter

2. To suck at something voraciously

3. A colloquial name for the genitals (male or female)
1. I just met this girl and I can't wait to give her the Harry Turttledove.

2. That concert was a real Harry Turtledove.

3. I took her out and showed her my Harry Turtledove.
Harry Turtledove by stinko2309 March 29, 2010

Turtledove 

A woman who is a thief. She will get a job as a maid stay for one days work and steal as much as she can before she leaves and moves on to her next victim.
She is not only a thief but a turtledove.
Turtledove by Jessica elaine June 12, 2018

turtledove 

A turd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. You haven't soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required.
I almost had a shart, thank goodness it was only a turtledove.
turtledove by YoJimmy November 5, 2006

TurtleDove 

When someone is so breathtaking, you can only describe them by comparing them to an imaginary creature.
"She was absolutely gorgeous, it was like she had the form of a turtledove"
TurtleDove by LibraLebron_3X April 30, 2016