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turkleton 

Dr.Kelso's nickname for Turk.
When Dr. Kelso gets smashed at turk and carlas wedding, he starts calling them mr. and mrs. turkleton. It stuck for the rest of the seasons.
turkleton by Turkleton March 24, 2008
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when you get touched in the balls and it hurts and tickles at the same time.
friend: *touches me with foot in balls*

me: OH MY GOD! IT TURCKLED!
turckle by cowboycharlie September 12, 2012
The half a scrotum that hangs out when a man wears woman's panties.
Dick Tracy's turkle was visible to everyone in the circle.
turkle by Duke-of-hurl-69 July 13, 2010

turkalepsy 

The sleepy feeling you get after thanksgiving dinner.
Turkalepsy makes everyone fall asleep in the living room when Thanksgiving dinner is done.
turkalepsy by DragonflyHeather October 12, 2009
A turtle that was raised by a turkey that has a mental disease.
Zookeeper1: you see that turtle
Zookeeper2: ya it looks like a

Turkle
Zookeeper1:that's what I was

Thinking
Turkle by turkliodboy1 January 24, 2014
a baby turkey ,can be male of female.
used to describe someone who is young or inexperienced.
They fattened up the turklet so they could eat him for thanksgiving dinner.

You're just a turklet,you haven't experienced life yet.You'll understand when you have a real job.
turklet by Jaycee1 February 5, 2008
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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