turkeyburg 

A word to use when you want to call someone a name, in a distinctly "I come from Aberdeen, Washington (where there are more suicides per-capita than anywhere else in the country" way. It has no meaning other than, "Yeah, I just called you that.... and you don't even know what it means but it sounds funny...".

Get out here right now, ya turkeyburg!

turkeyburg by Quinnquinnquinn January 6, 2008

turkeyburger

a person who acts retarded, absent minded, or generally an asshole.

you believe that dude hung up on terry, what a turkeyburger!!!!!

turkeyburger by lmbo!!! August 11, 2012

TurkeyBurger

A burger made of Turkey. They are much better for you and are most certainaly not served at Mcdonalds. Thay taste the same but people do not want to eat them because they want to be fat and look ugly.

Hey dude want to go to Mcdonalds nah I rather have a turkeyburger and not get fat.

TurkeyBurger by ryuzakikun96 April 24, 2009

Turdelburger 

A small dried, shrivelled piece of mammalian excrement. Preferably from a carnivorous quadruped, (a cat). Sometimes this form of excrement can look like a sort of burger, one may be tempted to eat it, but would be in a servere state of shock if oral intercourse with this mistaken burger happened to occur.

man1;-"My father of justice! What kind of philistine would leave a truly meaty burger of that converse lying in a cat litter box, such as that which is lying in front of us? I shall merely bend over, scoop it up and place it in my salvia-filled aurephis..."

man2;-"DON'T BE FOOLED! That's not a burger by any earthly description. It's a horrific expression of a cat's anus, i.e., it's none other than the turdelburger spoke of in legend through the aeons!"

man1;-"Too late! I have ingested it's goodness!"
*dies*

man2;-"Defcon Turdelburger alert in sector pie two, there isn't much time before the turdelburger#$*&^%(&%virus is unleashed!"

Turdelburger by mysteriousinternaut April 27, 2006

Turdelburger 

A small dried, shrivelled piece of mammalian excrement. Preferably from a carnivorous quadruped, (a cat). Sometimes this form of excrement can look like a sort of burger, one may be tempted to eat it, but would be in a servere state of shock if oral intercourse with this mistaken burger happened to occur.

man1;-"My father of justice! What kind of philistine would leave a truly meaty burger of that converse lying in a cat litter box, such as that which is lying in front of us? I shall merely bend over, scoop it up and place it in my salvia-filled aurephis..."

man2;-"DON'T BE FOOLED! That's not a burger by any earthly description. It's a horrific expression of a cat's anus, i.e., it's none other than the turdelburger spoke of in legend through the aeons!"

man1;-"Too late! I have ingested it's goodness!"
*dies*

man2;-"Defcon Turdelburger alert in sector pie two, there isn't much time before the turde#$*&^%(&%virus is unleashed!"

Turdelburger by mysteriousinternaut April 27, 2006

turkeybutthead 

A complete retard, generally someone that does not have a clue.

God, that person is such a turkeybutthead!

turkeybutthead by Alec James December 4, 2005

turkeybird 

female anatomy/ genitalia

i was nervous because my boyfriend was going to see my turkeybird

turkeybird by spankyfreak February 27, 2022