A small dried, shrivelled piece of mammalian excrement. Preferably from a carnivorous quadruped, (a
cat). Sometimes this form of excrement can look like a sort of
burger, one may be tempted to eat it, but would be in a servere state of shock if oral intercourse with this mistaken
burger happened to occur.
man1;-"My
father of justice! What kind of philistine would leave a truly meaty
burger of that converse lying in a cat litter box, such as that which is lying in front of us? I shall merely bend over, scoop it up and place it in my salvia-filled aurephis..."
man2;-"DON'
T BE FOOLED! That's not a
burger by any earthly description. It's a horrific expression of a
cat's anus, i.e., it's none other than the turdelburger spoke of in legend through the aeons!"
man1;-"Too late! I have ingested it's goodness!"
*dies*
man2;-"Defcon Turdelburger alert in sector pie two, there isn't much time before the turdelburger#$*&^%(&%virus is unleashed!"