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turkey pants

Pants designed originally for pregnant women to wear during pregnancy (you know, the ones with the gigantic elastic waist), but utilized by fat people to allow for waist expansion during the consumption of a massively large meal, such as Thanksgiving.
OMG, why did I wear jeans, they have no give! I need some turkey pants to finish this meal!
by Commodore84 July 5, 2010
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