turkey pants

Pants designed originally for pregnant women to wear during pregnancy (you know, the ones with the gigantic elastic waist), but utilized by fat people to allow for waist expansion during the consumption of a massively large meal, such as Thanksgiving.

OMG, why did I wear jeans, they have no give! I need some turkey pants to finish this meal!

by Commodore84 July 5, 2010

Baron Von Turkeypants

A person who attempts to annoy somebody by going out of the way to make them unhappy.

Dude, like, why did you waste your time to annoy me by editing my post? Oh, you're just a Baron Von Turkeypants.

by Vincent Fra January 6, 2008

Turkeypants

Either an overweight person, or an extremely obese lummox.

Man, that Zeke is a real turkeypants.

by Brian P. January 10, 2006