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turkey baps 

turkry baps: baps that look like turkeys
also known as a becky wells...
the turkey bap is a rare species currently found in new college mac room but will most probably migrate to next lesson in time
guy: hey did you see them turkey baps?
girl: yeah its becky :)

jordan is awesome
turkey baps by jksmithmate April 19, 2010
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turkeybasted 

similar to lambasted but this must be performed by a cripple... completly torn apart by a cripple
dude even thou that guy only has one leg he comlpetly turkeybasted you

Turkeybaste

When a woman takes in the bodily fluids of one man, with the intention of later depositing said bodily fluids on, or inside, another man.
Dave: Hey did you and Adam hook up?
Me: Yeah, then I turkeybasted Joe last night.
Dave: You dirty slut. That's turkey based.
Turkeybaste by Dr. Hot Tub August 3, 2021

Turkeybasting 

when your dick is too small to have sex but you wanna have a kid, so you jack off in your hand suck it up with the turkey baster and insert it into your girlfriend/wife
Sorry hunny my cock is to small to creampie, so we’ll have to start turkeybasting
Turkeybasting by bumfukegypt June 26, 2022
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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