turkey baps 

turkry baps: baps that look like turkeys
also known as a becky wells...
the turkey bap is a rare species currently found in new college mac room but will most probably migrate to next lesson in time

guy: hey did you see them turkey baps?
girl: yeah its becky :)

jordan is awesome

turkey baps by jksmithmate April 19, 2010

turkeybasted 

similar to lambasted but this must be performed by a cripple... completly torn apart by a cripple

dude even thou that guy only has one leg he comlpetly turkeybasted you

turkeybasted by D-hizzle f-o s-hizzle July 1, 2003

Turkeybaste

When a woman takes in the bodily fluids of one man, with the intention of later depositing said bodily fluids on, or inside, another man.

Dave: Hey did you and Adam hook up?
Me: Yeah, then I turkeybasted Joe last night.
Dave: You dirty slut. That's turkey based.

Turkeybaste by Dr. Hot Tub August 3, 2021

Turkeybasting 

when your dick is too small to have sex but you wanna have a kid, so you jack off in your hand suck it up with the turkey baster and insert it into your girlfriend/wife

Sorry hunny my cock is to small to creampie, so we’ll have to start turkeybasting

Turkeybasting by bumfukegypt June 26, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008