Turken

Dutch word for a group of foreigners that are flooding The Netherlands.
They tend to stink really hard and thus being around is unstandable.
Most of the Dutch want to get rid of them, but they don't want to go back to their own country

Jan : Jezus die gasten stinken echt hard
(Jezus, those guys stink really bad)
Peter : Omdat het Turken zijn
(because they are Turks)

by tomaatje February 10, 2009

Turken

A friend failing at everything.

You’re a Turken, your boyfriend plays Mario kart all day; you only show up to work once a week, and your car is falling apart.

by Caso June 17, 2023

Scag Turken

Things that booker does.

Fuck sakes, you're scag turken

by JustSkye September 26, 2020

Jerkin the turken

A way to say masturbating if you're to uncomfortable actually saying masturbation

Person 1: Mat just got done jerkin the turken
Person 2: didn't need to know that

by Not wambu September 8, 2022

Turkey Balls

When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.

Man it's hot out today. I am starting to get a rash on my Turkey Balls.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 5, 2020

Turkey (high five)

A physical gesture. When one person goes for a high-five and the other gives them one with a bald up fist (making the combined hands look like a turkey) and says "Turkey!"

Hey, I tried to give Nick a high-five and he gave me a Turkey (high five).

by drucker789 April 12, 2009

turkeyfied

To be stuffed, like a turkey.

Lots of people are turkeyfied after a big Thanksgiving dinner.

by jpg3 November 27, 2014