Turken

Dutch word for a group of foreigners that are flooding The Netherlands.
They tend to stink really hard and thus being around is unstandable.
Most of the Dutch want to get rid of them, but they don't want to go back to their own country

Jan : Jezus die gasten stinken echt hard
(Jezus, those guys stink really bad)
Peter : Omdat het Turken zijn
(because they are Turks)

by tomaatje February 10, 2009

Scag Turken

Things that booker does.

Fuck sakes, you're scag turken

by JustSkye September 27, 2020

Turken

A friend failing at everything.

You’re a Turken, your boyfriend plays Mario kart all day; you only show up to work once a week, and your car is falling apart.

by Caso June 17, 2023

Jerkin the turken

A way to say masturbating if you're to uncomfortable actually saying masturbation

Person 1: Mat just got done jerkin the turken
Person 2: didn't need to know that

by Not wambu September 08, 2022