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turdsandwich

Some one who nobody likes or some one who hangs around when they are not wanted and they almost all the time have a shitty haircut and can't be called just a turd but a turdsandwich. O yeah they smell too
why is that turdsandwhich follow me all over the place with that turdsandwich of a haircut. wow no one likes that turdsandwich of a man. I do not like turdsandwiches Sam Iam
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turdsandwich

Turdsandwich is a word you use to call somebody you don't like. Wether they be fat and ugly, or an annoying lesbian, or just some little bitch with a voice that sounds like a dieing animal, they are, a turdsandwich. Over all, turdsandiwch is an amazing word and will live on forever.
Hey Ashley, That bitch Erica is acting like such a turdsandwich, I think I'm going to cut her than dumped battery acid on that bitch!
turdsandwich by wsa1994 April 21, 2009

fried turd sandwich 

A lying, crooked...sleaze-ball individual.
He is regarded as a sleaze-ball and a liar. He is a straight-up fried turd sandwich! A real piece of work!

turd sandwich 

1. a presidential candidate whom campaigns against a giant douche. introduced by the creators of south park. 2. two pieces of bread with a juicy turd in the middle (a nutella sandwich?)
1. sometimes, its always the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 2. after the hot blumpkin, the couple both enjoyed a nice hot turd sandwich
turd sandwich by KDIZZO May 13, 2005

turd sandwich 

A presidential canidate.

A Zei Kirin.
Bush is a total turd sandwich.

Billy, stop being a turd sandwich (Zei Kirin).
turd sandwich by TYME PART 2 November 4, 2004

turd sandwich 

A situation in which the alternative is only slightly worse than eating a turd sandwich.
Man, I would rather eat a turd sandwich than vote for GW b for president.
turd sandwich by Kenny bo August 27, 2006

turd sandwich 

Something you want to feed someone who has made an obsurd request.
"I am not going to loan that sucker a dime, however, I will give him a turd sandwich"
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