by ricflairismyfather October 03, 2005
What happens to men after they get married. Strange women start trying to give you free tuna, you former girlfriend (now wife) stops giving you tuna.
"Man she said I do and no more tuna, but woman I could not have tagged before are flocking to me. Tuna Suprise!
by ricflairismyfather October 07, 2005
Nurse: Here is the Ugly Stick Doc. This one is poor white trash, 5 whacks should do it.
Doctor: The next on is from the projects, right? Okay, find the heavy duty model, we will need it.
Doctor: The next on is from the projects, right? Okay, find the heavy duty model, we will need it.
by ricflairismyfather October 07, 2005
what happens to shit-dicks that cheat on their wives or steal from the in-laws when their in-laws are total hillbilly rednecks or full blooded goombahs.
That prickwad was a cheatin on Jenny Sue, we batbeat the sorry ass into a pulp.
Yeeh, dat mudder fucka stole cash from uncle Vinnie and Cheated on Maria. He got batbeat fa dat.
Yeeh, dat mudder fucka stole cash from uncle Vinnie and Cheated on Maria. He got batbeat fa dat.
by ricflairismyfather October 07, 2005
by ricflairismyfather October 04, 2005
by ricflairismyfather October 07, 2005
Name you call someone (to their face) who is not very sharp and gets on your nerves. Richard = Dick, Whiskey = Liquor, therefore you are calling him a Dick Licker.
Melvin: Hi, I want to be your friend. I am really good at soccer and I have horrible breath too.
Brian: Hey now, richard whiskey, aren't you late for something. Scoot along now and I will talk to you later.
Melvin(thinking to himself): He really likes me. He made up a nick name for me...but what does richard whiskey mean?
Brian: Hey now, richard whiskey, aren't you late for something. Scoot along now and I will talk to you later.
Melvin(thinking to himself): He really likes me. He made up a nick name for me...but what does richard whiskey mean?
by ricflairismyfather October 07, 2005