front butt

Person who appears to have two butts. One in the back, one in the front.

"Wow, She can sit backwards on a bar stool her front butt is so hugemongous"

by ricflairismyfather October 06, 2005

richard whiskey

Name you call someone (to their face) who is not very sharp and gets on your nerves. Richard = Dick, Whiskey = Liquor, therefore you are calling him a Dick Licker.

Melvin: Hi, I want to be your friend. I am really good at soccer and I have horrible breath too.
Brian: Hey now, richard whiskey, aren't you late for something. Scoot along now and I will talk to you later.
Melvin(thinking to himself): He really likes me. He made up a nick name for me...but what does richard whiskey mean?

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

awright

What 20-something black men say no matter what you ask them.

Carl: Hey DaTrevious, I just made a sandwich with a fresh turd I let out this morning. Wanna try it?
DaTravious: Awright

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

p.o.y.s.

Pissing Out Your Shitter

"Man, I drank so much Saturday night, I had the P.O.Y.S. for two days"

by ricflairismyfather October 04, 2005

poop poo train

A toy train where human fieces are the engine and cars, twigs are used to connect them, and rocks are the wheels.

Jim Bob was so poor when he was a kid his parents could not even afford to buy him a poop poo train. But look at him now, he has a whole collection.

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

drinks from the straw

term used to to describe the act of a girl swallowing jizz at the end of the blow job.

Chuck: Man that girl is hot.
Steve: Yeah, she blew me once.
Chuck: was it good?
Steve: Damn straight, drinks from the straw too!
Chuck: Wow! now she is extra hot.

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

shooting pool

Term used to describe you and your buddies taking turns shooting jizz into some drunk whores mouth.

Todd: Amanda was so trashed the other night me, Dave, Brad, and Mike were shooting pool with her.

by ricflairismyfather December 28, 2005