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Billy Bob: "Jimmy, that was some fine ass crank you've picked up for us. Where did you get this? It feels like my heart is going to explode!"

Jimmy Dean: "I picked it up at the Turd Farm that Old Man Higgins oversees. Turdlet number 36 to be exact, you know...Ray Ray's old turdlet."

Billy Bob: "Yes I reckon' I know a couple of people at that particular farm."

Jimmy Dean: Yep, right off of Pike Street. And yes Billy, this is the finest shit you will ever see. Say, now enough about Turd Farms. Quit hogging all the fun!"
Turd Farm by DiamondDPatrick December 11, 2008
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Tardfarmer

insult implying you are "retarded", or your friends you hang out with are "retards".
You're such a tardfarmer!
Tardfarmer by elseaelsea. June 12, 2009

tardfarm 

a retarded person who makes more dumb ass kids who can't read till there 18
me: wow he retarded

my BOI: he has kids
me: oh hes a tardfarm
tardfarm by bigboimikey August 2, 2018

tardfarm 

a place where you send a person who is a tard
I'll send you to the tardfarm
tardfarm by Sarah May 13, 2005

Turdfart 

Someone who's being a straight up cunt
You're such a turdfart Timothy