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Someone who's being a straight up cunt

You're such a turdfart Timothy

Turdfart by Helpin' thy worldy whirl March 12, 2017

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Turd Fart

To blast a turd out your butt with fart gas.

I just let a Turd Fart and it made a noticeable splash in the toilet.

Turd Fart by i-aint-nobody May 4, 2010

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Turd Fart

When a fart is pushed around a turd that has not been expelled yet. The odor is not that of a regular gas fart but of the skatole from the turd.

Boyd annoyed the people in the elevator with a turd fart.

Turd Fart by Ignatz TC October 26, 2020

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Tardfarter

A semi PC word to define someone who is acting retarded, stupid, goofy, silly and idiotic. Harry and Lloyd Dumb and Dumber are tardfarters.

" Hailey! stop acting like a fucking Tardfarter!!!

Tardfarter by JAYMAN427 July 27, 2014

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turdfarm

Sewerage works or water treatment works.

Unfortunately the only way to get to the pub is to walk past the turdfarm.

turdfarm by Brit Gorf June 20, 2006

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Tardfartin

When a person farts on the mentially disabled.

Yea that bus driver was tardfartin the day before christmas break, he called it a: "secrect guilty suprize" for the tards parents.

Tardfartin by Chris M May 13, 2005

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Turdfat

Not a fat turd, but the fat OF a turd, or just a funny word to use as a swear word.

Oh turdfat! I broke my glasses!

Turdfat by Green Tak April 4, 2009

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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