Turdfart

Someone who's being a straight up cunt

You're such a turdfart Timothy

by Helpin' thy worldy whirl March 12, 2017

Turd Fart

To blast a turd out your butt with fart gas.

I just let a Turd Fart and it made a noticeable splash in the toilet.

by i-aint-nobody May 4, 2010

Turd Fart

When a fart is pushed around a turd that has not been expelled yet. The odor is not that of a regular gas fart but of the skatole from the turd.

Boyd annoyed the people in the elevator with a turd fart.

by Ignatz TC October 26, 2020

Tardfarter

A semi PC word to define someone who is acting retarded, stupid, goofy, silly and idiotic. Harry and Lloyd Dumb and Dumber are tardfarters.

" Hailey! stop acting like a fucking Tardfarter!!!

by JAYMAN427 July 27, 2014

turdfarm

Sewerage works or water treatment works.

Unfortunately the only way to get to the pub is to walk past the turdfarm.

by Brit Gorf June 20, 2006

Tardfartin

When a person farts on the mentially disabled.

Yea that bus driver was tardfartin the day before christmas break, he called it a: "secrect guilty suprize" for the tards parents.

by Chris M May 13, 2005

Turdfat

Not a fat turd, but the fat OF a turd, or just a funny word to use as a swear word.

Oh turdfat! I broke my glasses!

by Green Tak April 4, 2009