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tardfarm 

a place where you send a person who is a tard
I'll send you to the tardfarm
tardfarm by Sarah May 13, 2005

tard farm 

Any collection of retarded people, typically for the purpose of education or socialization. Used particularly when the group goes on adventures to the "outside world" that they otherwise might not enjoy.
I went to Busch Gardens today, but apparently it was the day for all of the tard farms to come to the park.
tard farm by Golfhaus September 9, 2004

Tardfarmer

insult implying you are "retarded", or your friends you hang out with are "retards".
You're such a tardfarmer!
Tardfarmer by elseaelsea. June 12, 2009

Tardfarter 

A semi PC word to define someone who is acting retarded, stupid, goofy, silly and idiotic. Harry and Lloyd Dumb and Dumber are tardfarters.
" Hailey! stop acting like a fucking Tardfarter!!!
Tardfarter by JAYMAN427 July 27, 2014

tard farm 

Special Education class, state school facilitating retarded kids.
Man Danny's kids are gonna need to be put in a tard farm.
tard farm by bastard May 23, 2003

Chronic Tard Farm 

The little known tenth circle of hell. Reserved specifically for those who post unceasing amounts of stupidity and repetitive rants on message boards. Not to be confused with trolls, who are cool. This refers more generally to people who just show up and keep posting even though no one likes them or gives a shit. Or anyone else who pisses me off.

It is a terrible place filled with morons, feces; both verbal and anal, syphillis, skunkweed, and trailers. Lots and lots of Trailers. Every thursday night is social night with the comedy stylings of Carrot Top, karaoke by Britney Spears, and Clay Aiken sucking off a donkey.

This was created in the heyday of Bolt.com and later Bolt2.com for the purpose of housing the overwhelming hordes of retard that showed up. Especially fans of American Idol. I'll see you all in hell.
Armywife: Everyone listen to my long, grammar-free monologue on why the war in Iraq is wrong/right/good/bad/orgasmic, etc.
TisHimself: Fuck off, cunt.
Armywife: But no, Dick Cheney rules and George Bush sucks and I just masturbated to Al Gore, etc.
TisHimself: Alright, I'll see your ass at the Chronic Tard Farm.
Armywife: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Wilhelm Scream*
Chronic Tard Farm by Tis_Himself December 22, 2007