Turdberg

When ones poop piles up to the point it sticks out above the toilet water like an iceberg made of poop.

After taking a dump, husband yells out to his wife
"Honey, come check out this turdberg before I flush."

by Ipoopalot November 19, 2012

Turdberg

A coupon.

I love turdbergs! They save me so much money!

by Benjamin's Bacon November 02, 2010

turdberg

A turd so large that it ends up poking its head above the water in a toilet. Similar to an iceberg, except found in much "shittier" locations.

"Wow, I just took a huge dump and there's a turd that's sticking partway above the water!" "Sounds like you just made a turdberg... fat chance you'll get that sucker to flush!"

by Brian Feldman July 23, 2008

turdberg

A floating piece of human feces, with a density such that 8/9 of its volume is submerged underwater.

Mom: "Did lil' Parker go?"
Dad: "Yeah, there are like three turdbergs in here."

by DOOOD December 26, 2005

Turdberg

Noun. A collection of ice, snow, and dog feces stuck to your boot.

I just finished working in the Davis' backyard and came back to my car with the biggest turdberg you've ever seen. I hate winter.

by TheFibreInternetGuy April 24, 2018