turdberg 

A turd so large that it ends up poking its head above the water in a toilet. Similar to an iceberg, except found in much "shittier" locations.

"Wow, I just took a huge dump and there's a turd that's sticking partway above the water!" "Sounds like you just made a turdberg... fat chance you'll get that sucker to flush!"

turdberg by Brian Feldman July 23, 2008

turdberg 

A floating piece of human feces, with a density such that 8/9 of its volume is submerged underwater.

Mom: "Did lil' Parker go?"
Dad: "Yeah, there are like three turdbergs in here."

turdberg by DOOOD December 26, 2005

Turdberg 

When ones poop piles up to the point it sticks out above the toilet water like an iceberg made of poop.

After taking a dump, husband yells out to his wife
"Honey, come check out this turdberg before I flush."

Turdberg by Ipoopalot November 19, 2012

Turdberg 

A coupon.

I love turdbergs! They save me so much money!

Turdberg by Benjamin's Bacon November 2, 2010

Turdberg 

Noun. A collection of ice, snow, and dog feces stuck to your boot.

I just finished working in the Davis' backyard and came back to my car with the biggest turdberg you've ever seen. I hate winter.

Turdberg by TheFibreInternetGuy April 24, 2018

turdburglin'

In general, this is when a person is acting a fool, wildin out, or just being a straight-up buster. Needs no additional explanation, really.

I'm so sick and tired of all these clowns turdburglin' when we're trying to get some work done.

turdburglin' by DJKidTahoe March 27, 2010

turdburgerler 

One who burgles turds.

John: "Did you hear about larry? I heard he got caught burgeling turds."

Bob: " Yea, man. One time he came over and i swear he burgled the deuce i left in the toilet."

John: "Fucking turdburgerler."

turdburgerler by captiancrappy October 17, 2010