turbo fuck 

one who can screw at light speed; a person who has incredible longevity, accuracy, and of course velocity in all sexual matters

your mom was such a turbo fuck last night, i thought i was going to die

turbo fuck by bagheera187 February 14, 2006

phat fuck off turbo 

tis a phat fuck off turbo that is under the hood of a fuck off supra

how much boost you running on the phat fuck off turbo

yeah nah cunt about 16
argh man thats a phat fuck off turbo

phat fuck off turbo by yeahtheniggas June 19, 2017

Turbo Fucked 

Getting screwed really fast, whether sexually or not, a general term that refers to getting fucked in a very speedy manor.

"Boys, every time you come through the middle, you get TURBO FUCKED!"

"He Turbo Fucked me all night, it was nice at first but after a while...not so much"

"YOU JUST GOT TURBO FUCKED!"

Turbo Fucked by NAUSTIN November 2, 2008

turbo fuckwad 

A waste of time. A homosapiens who, upon receiving logical arguments, proceeds to allow them to become spaghettified by the black hole of his/hers/zims/zers own braincase. An unmyelinated lagomorph. A stupid stupid retard born of denial and lack of situational awareness.

I went to the store about 15 minutes before it was closing to check out the frozen pizzas right quick and this turbo fuckwad teenager turns the lighting off right in front of me. I asked him if he could give me a second, and he somewhat mumbles about the closing time or something stupid before scrawny stepping back to his dipshit station.

turbo fuckwad by Rockman X October 2, 2021

Turbo mega cunt fucked 

To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.

'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'

Turbo mega cunt fucked by Anonymous submissions December 13, 2016

Turbofucked 

turbofucked
/ˈtɜr.boʊ.fʌkt/ (adj.)

1. (General)
When something goes so catastrophically wrong that "fucked" alone doesn’t cut it. It’s a level of destruction, confusion, or doom so intense it needs a turbo boost. Think of being late to a final exam, spilling coffee on yourself, realizing it was yesterday, and also you're naked. That’s turbofucked.

2. (Sexual slang)
Used to describe an extremely intense, borderline absurd sexual experience. We’re talking back-breaker, mattress-destroyer, neighbors-calling-the-police type of situation.
To turbofuck someone is to send them straight to Valhalla and back using only pelvic velocity and hip thrust.

"Bro, I deleted the entire project folder instead of just the cache."
"Dude… you're turbofucked."

"The AI gained sentience, broke up with me, and stole my identity."
"Turbofucked beyond repair."

"They hooked up last night and he said he straight-up turbofucked that bih. Like eyes-rolled-back, lost-in-the-void typa shi."

Turbofucked by Drows August 4, 2025