tupkin 

Developed by one Shawn Beattie in the early parts of the 2000's. A tupkin involves receiving felatio while seated in a bathtub or similar vessel while at the same time defecating in said bathtub.

"Mary just gave Wade a tupkin in my bathroom! The stench!!"

tupkin by Jayperson October 3, 2023

Tunkin 

when your so dumb that after someone says something you ask again what they said even though you heard it clearly

Chris: Be back at 12:15
Andrew: wait what time?
Chris: bro your so tunkin

Tunkin by Morris10 April 26, 2021

Tubkin 

Deriving from the root word "tubby". A tubkin is a person with just a little bit of "tub" or fat on their body, usually in the stomach area.

Guy 1 - "Wow dude that girl is kinda chubby."
Guy 2 - "Nah dude, she's just a tubkin."
Guy 1 - "Oh yeah dude that's true, that's true."

Tubkin by iceegray February 20, 2011

Tuckin Knuckles 

Knuckle tuckin - the art of finger banging . Finger bang

Rhianna doesn't have sex on the first date. But she's down for some tuckin knuckles !"

Tuckin Knuckles by Lets Get Ill November 27, 2016

turd tucking

The act of tucking ones turd under a subject's car door handle in such a way as to guarantee that the subject's fingertips are submerged in anal excrement.

Turd tucking can be used as a practical joke, revenge or just for fun. You should securely place your turd log under someone's car door handle and watch from a safe distance as hilarity ensues.

turd tucking by Ostrodamus Maximus March 2, 2010

tupping 

to tap / have sexual relations with / fuck
origin: Othello, by Shakespeare

...an old black ram is tupping your white ewe...
-or-
I love tupping your Mom.
-or-
I love to tup dat azz.

tupping by matt guest April 28, 2004

Hampster Tucking 

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.

My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.

Hampster Tucking by douchey mcdoucherton March 26, 2011