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Jimmy Tuque

The Canadian version of jimmy cap (condom). Tuque is the word that our friends from the great white north, AKA "America's Hat", AKA "America's Tuque" use for beanies/caps.
Hey kids, we all know you have sex. Please just remember to put a Jimmy Tuque on it. No glove, no love. No tuque, no love?

Canadian 1: Aww man, how can my sister be pregnant?
Canadian 2:I don't know. You must of had a hole in your Jimmy Tuque, eh?
Jimmy Tuque by ApplePapple December 4, 2012
A tuque is indeed a hat which keeps us warm during the -20/-40 winters of Québec and the rest of Canada. The word "tuque" is especially used in other, metaphoric expressions as well.
"Attache ta tuque!"

This expression means "you'll have a hard time doing this or that". Another variant is:

"Attache ta tuque avec de la broche!"

That means the task at hand is even steeper.
Tuque by K January 19, 2005
Canadian name for a knit cap that covers the ears to keep them warm. Usually made of wool. From the French word Toque.
Tuque by Dohmnuill December 30, 2004

trumquelecent 

awesomer than awesome.
do you ever feel like you couldnt find the write words to describe something over the top and fantastic?
trumquelecent is a word that can only be used by the most ballin' bitches, pimps, and hoes.
it might sound proper but this word is straight ghetto
damn that ass is trumquelecent.
damn those stilettos are trumquelecent.
trumquelecent by LardyPants January 21, 2007
"Oh man! I just tuqued in my hat!"
tuque by Tuquehead September 12, 2009
American derogatory term for a Canadian.
Erik is a %$#@ing tuque
tuque by CA-707hype November 2, 2009
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