Definitions by Dohmnuill

S2 

Sit the fuck down, and Shut the fuck up.

Yo asshole. S2 and pay attention.

S2 by Dohmnuill December 5, 2006

HACK 

All the definitions here plus:
As an acronymn for Horses Ass Carrying Keys. Prison slang referring to a prison guard.

Put your pig sticker away. The HACK is coming!

HACK by Dohmnuill December 30, 2004

Chapter 11

Contrary to pouplar belief, Chapter 11 is not bankruptcy... It is Bankruptcy PROTECTION. Companies file Chapter 11 in order to restructure while protecting themselves from being liquidated by creditors.
Chapter 7 is liquidation with a cessation of all business activities.

US Airways Filed for Chapter 11 again. If the judge doesn't cancel the employee contracts, they'll be in Chapter 7 soon.

Chapter 11 by Dohmnuill December 30, 2004

Avaya 

POS IP telephone system with poor sound quality and even worse technology and customer support. System always hangs up on customers.

Said by call center rep after phone disconnects a call: "Avaya con dios!"

Avaya by Dohmnuill December 30, 2004

Tuque 

Canadian name for a knit cap that covers the ears to keep them warm. Usually made of wool. From the French word Toque.

Check that dudes tuque!!

Tuque by Dohmnuill December 30, 2004