nut up

(v.) To gird ones loins. Nutting up entails using one's proverbial balls or "nuts". Mainly used on the US west coast, it's the sister (brother?) term to cowboy up.

I better nut up or I'm gonna get my ass kicked in this fight.

by Neilmiser May 14, 2004

Dangerous Toys

One of the lamest of the lame 80s hair bands, whose most notable song "Sporting A Woody" pristinely and simultaneously denotes exactly what kind of music they made and what kind of fans they were courting.

Sportin' a woody, when you're walking byyyy! Sportin' a woody, when your titties fly!! What great music Dangerous Toys were able to create. Or not.

by Neilmiser April 29, 2004

Purell

Waterless disinfecting fluid that keeps me sane when handing items touched by anyone other than a scrubbed-in surgeon or Jesus himself.

If I didn't have Purell, I wouldn't leave the house. Yeah I have issues, but still.

by Neilmiser May 5, 2004

kitters

An Argentinian half cat-half human hybrid with beautiful markings and an odd speech pattern.

I think I saw a kitters over there shouting HUMP HUMP at passersby.

by Neilmiser March 9, 2004

You Can't Do That On Television

Fantastic Canadian-made older kids' show aired during Nickelodeon's infancy. Involving snot jokes, barf jokes, fart jokes, and other similar hoohah, it was notable for naming one of its castmembers "Moose" despite the fact that she was a young human female.

Did you know Alanis Morrisette got her start on `You Can't Do That On Television` back in the day? Even still, I like it anyway.

by Neilmiser May 6, 2004

it's not a tumor

Phrase to be spoken in a terrible Austrian accent after having heard the word "tumor" in any way, shape, or form.

"Thank goodness the tumor was benign!"

"It's NOT a TOO-mah!"

"Look, just shut up."

by Neilmiser May 5, 2004

Veruca Salt

1. (N) Bratty young British girl from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory/Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. Selfish.

2. (N) Randomly rude and selfish individual.

3. (N) Alt-pop band from the 1990s.

1. I want it NOW, daddy!!!

2. What a Veruca Salt that girl is, always asking for more and more.

3. Volcano girlllz, volcano girllllz~~

by Neilmiser May 5, 2004