Veruca Salt

1. (N) Bratty young British girl from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory/Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. Selfish.

2. (N) Randomly rude and selfish individual.

3. (N) Alt-pop band from the 1990s.

1. I want it NOW, daddy!!!

2. What a Veruca Salt that girl is, always asking for more and more.

3. Volcano girlllz, volcano girllllz~~

by Neilmiser May 05, 2004

Impy and Chimpy

Mistaken name for "Itchy and Scratchy" Ned Flanders bellowed while watching the Poochy debacle.

That's the best episode of `Impy and Chimpy` I've ever seen.

by Neilmiser May 06, 2004

Warrior needs food badly

Phrase to be uttered whenever one is very hungry. Can also be substituted as "Elf needs food badly" and "Valkyrie needs food badly". Never "Wizard needs food badly" though, since no one with half a brain played as that character.

Speaking of which, its origin: Derived from the classic 80s arcade game "Gauntlet" where characters low on health would need to find food immediately for survival.

"Warrior needs food badly, I haven't eaten anything in hours!"

by Neilmiser May 11, 2004

No more yanky my wanky

I shall endeavor to cease masturbating forthwith.

My dick is all chapped, so no more yanky my wanky.

by Neilmiser May 08, 2004

Michael Ian Black

Character actor best known for his sardonic wit on the VH1 retro specials "I Love The 80's"; "I Love The 70's"; and "I Love The 80's Strikes Back", not to mention the newer "I Love The 90's" shows.

"The State" sucked but those 80's deals on VH1 are great thanks to Michael Ian Black and company.

by Neilmiser June 01, 2004

You Can't Do That On Television

Fantastic Canadian-made older kids' show aired during Nickelodeon's infancy. Involving snot jokes, barf jokes, fart jokes, and other similar hoohah, it was notable for naming one of its castmembers "Moose" despite the fact that she was a young human female.

Did you know Alanis Morrisette got her start on `You Can't Do That On Television` back in the day? Even still, I like it anyway.

by Neilmiser May 06, 2004

it's not a tumor

Phrase to be spoken in a terrible Austrian accent after having heard the word "tumor" in any way, shape, or form.

"Thank goodness the tumor was benign!"

"It's NOT a TOO-mah!"

"Look, just shut up."

by Neilmiser May 05, 2004