Neilmiser's definitions

Michael Ian Black

Character actor best known for his sardonic wit on the VH1 retro specials "I Love The 80's"; "I Love The 70's"; and "I Love The 80's Strikes Back", not to mention the newer "I Love The 90's" shows.

"The State" sucked but those 80's deals on VH1 are great thanks to Michael Ian Black and company.

by Neilmiser June 1, 2004

No more yanky my wanky

I shall endeavor to cease masturbating forthwith.

My dick is all chapped, so no more yanky my wanky.

by Neilmiser May 8, 2004

Warrior needs food badly

Phrase to be uttered whenever one is very hungry. Can also be substituted as "Elf needs food badly" and "Valkyrie needs food badly". Never "Wizard needs food badly" though, since no one with half a brain played as that character.

Speaking of which, its origin: Derived from the classic 80s arcade game "Gauntlet" where characters low on health would need to find food immediately for survival.

"Warrior needs food badly, I haven't eaten anything in hours!"

by Neilmiser May 11, 2004

Impy and Chimpy

Mistaken name for "Itchy and Scratchy" Ned Flanders bellowed while watching the Poochy debacle.

That's the best episode of `Impy and Chimpy` I've ever seen.

by Neilmiser May 6, 2004

nut up

(v.) To gird ones loins. Nutting up entails using one's proverbial balls or "nuts". Mainly used on the US west coast, it's the sister (brother?) term to cowboy up.

I better nut up or I'm gonna get my ass kicked in this fight.

by Neilmiser May 14, 2004

Purell

Waterless disinfecting fluid that keeps me sane when handing items touched by anyone other than a scrubbed-in surgeon or Jesus himself.

If I didn't have Purell, I wouldn't leave the house. Yeah I have issues, but still.

by Neilmiser May 5, 2004

Dangerous Toys

One of the lamest of the lame 80s hair bands, whose most notable song "Sporting A Woody" pristinely and simultaneously denotes exactly what kind of music they made and what kind of fans they were courting.

Sportin' a woody, when you're walking byyyy! Sportin' a woody, when your titties fly!! What great music Dangerous Toys were able to create. Or not.

by Neilmiser April 29, 2004