Warrior needs food badly

Phrase to be uttered whenever one is very hungry. Can also be substituted as "Elf needs food badly" and "Valkyrie needs food badly". Never "Wizard needs food badly" though, since no one with half a brain played as that character.

Speaking of which, its origin: Derived from the classic 80s arcade game "Gauntlet" where characters low on health would need to find food immediately for survival.
"Warrior needs food badly, I haven't eaten anything in hours!"
by Neilmiser May 11, 2004
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Dangerous Toys

One of the lamest of the lame 80s hair bands, whose most notable song "Sporting A Woody" pristinely and simultaneously denotes exactly what kind of music they made and what kind of fans they were courting.
Sportin' a woody, when you're walking byyyy! Sportin' a woody, when your titties fly!! What great music Dangerous Toys were able to create. Or not.
by Neilmiser April 30, 2004
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Rance

A supposedly famous Hollywood insider who runs a bitchy gossip blog under the pen name Rance, a play on the word "rants." As of this writing, Rance's identity is unknown, but some have suggested it's Owen Wilson, Ben Affleck, or other notable actors.
I read on Rance's website that Barbara Streisand is even cheaper than people already think.
by Neilmiser June 02, 2004
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GameFan Magazine

Greatest North American video game trade publication in recorded history.

Created by Dave Halverson, it revolutionized western gaming magazines by using thicker, richly layered, ink-heavy pages with tons of photos and oftentimes humorously hyperbolic text ("eye-flaying, mind-numbing, A+++ action!!!"). GameFan alone began the now common practice of covering import/Japanese gaming with as much fervor as domestic products, and giving RPGs and niche titles as much room as the usual banal sports and action games.

Its eventual price hike to $6, not to mention the less than monthly frequency in which its deadlines were hit and, subsequently, magazines were shipped to readers, eventually caused its downfall, but not before shaping the business for years to come.

Notable alums include Halverson, Casey Loe, Dan Jevons, and Nick "Rox" DeBarres.
GameFan magazine had Phantasy Star 4 on the cover?? Oh oh oh, that is RESPECT.
by Neilmiser May 01, 2004
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it's not a tumor

Phrase to be spoken in a terrible Austrian accent after having heard the word "tumor" in any way, shape, or form.
"Thank goodness the tumor was benign!"

"It's NOT a TOO-mah!"

"Look, just shut up."
by Neilmiser May 06, 2004
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nut up

(v.) To gird ones loins. Nutting up entails using one's proverbial balls or "nuts". Mainly used on the US west coast, it's the sister (brother?) term to cowboy up.
I better nut up or I'm gonna get my ass kicked in this fight.
by Neilmiser May 15, 2004
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